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May 18, 2026 44 min

The Perfect Teenager

from Generation Artax Hosted by Terri Trespicio, Kim O'Brien, Lori Regan

In this episode, Lori waxes darkly poetic about how she's no one's type. Kim writes a letter to Terri on her 16th birthday, outlining all the ways she's a perfect teenager—including her solid physical shape—then goes back to talking about awesome next summer will be. In Unrelated: big fish, small fish, and podcast goals. Welcome to Generation Artax. Lori is no one's type, doesn't want to be cool, would rather be a cynic Terri as a kid hates pizza, roller coasters, and getting messy. Terri grew up feeling like a 30 year old who wants to stay in a nice hotel Kim has become more palatable with age Kim masters the flow state Lori says butts take work Lori has a friend named Gary she mentions literally once. No idea. Kim's birthday letter to Terri on her Sweet 16, including what makes Terri the perfect teenager Terri's a great role model and the perfect teenager See you on your next lonely Sunday night! Unrelated: Big fish or small fish? Visit our website: www.generationartax.com and join our mailing list for the latest information on the podcast.

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