The Piggy Wars, Alien Butt Probes & Why Comedians Are Just Professional Haters | Ep. 79

Welcome back to another episode of The Austin Anderson Show, where I wander into the day like a man who lost his sanity, and his will to behave, and just hit record anyway. Today’s episode starts with chimney sweeps, Gremlins trauma, and somehow ends with Candace Owens prophesying doom, Gavin Newsom calling Trump a piggy while telling us not to say piggy, and the entire conservative podcast world turning into a WWE cage match.Along the way I break down why comedians are basically just professional shit-talkers, remember the days I nearly died performing in an internet café for homeless dudes and a transgender, tell a story about strangers doing bong rips on Sublime’s singer’s grave, and dive deep into the CIA possibly being the original alien-abduction cosplay squad.Yes. All of that is in one episode.If that sounds unhinged, congratulations—you’re paying attention. Enjoy the chaos, the honesty, the jokes, and the confused political scream-fest that is America 2025. Buckle up, piggies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.