The Post Malone Experience

Hi Daddy Gang, I am currently in Boston. Okay, and I'm on my way to the Post Malone concert And I figured I don't want to go alone. I would love for you to come with me That's why I got us this limo, but if we're gonna go with concert, I don't know I just figured maybe we should also interview him. You want to come?

Let's get into it. Is up Daddy Gang It is your founding father Alex Cooper The man of the hour come take a seat I mean give you a little hug before Because you know good vibes. How are you doing? I'm amazing Call her daddy is brought to you by Dove Have you guys heard that Dove just dropped a Dove reimagined version of the classic don't you to launch their new alcohol free whole body deodorant?

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Yes, you have a fabulous vibe Thank you very much. Um, we are currently in your dressing room back stage. You're gonna perform tonight We are in Massachusetts a little outside of Austin. Yes, do you have any like connection to Boston?

You have friends in Boston? I have a lot of Patriot fans as friends. Well friends is a very like loose term Yeah, yeah, are you friends with Tom Brady? Is that what you're saying?

No, no just Patriot fans He's a very sweet guy, but a lot of people on the team are for some reason by new England Patriot fans It's all right. I guess it's good. I don't know you don't like the past no man. No man.

I'm so respectful No man. I actually went to college in Boston. I haven't been back since graduation So it's kind of like a pretty surreal moment for me if I knew in college I was ever gonna interview you I probably would have shipped my pants cool. I did ship my pants today.

Oh, you did I wanted to say also Thank you for coming. I know you have a very busy schedule, too So I appreciate you and I appreciate you waiting as well. I'm here drinking relaxing. It's good So as I was getting ready for this interview, I was like, okay, I know you typically go by post But you have a new album out called Austin.

Yes, which is your first name. Yes. We're so what's the vibe? Do you want to start going by Austin now?

My football coaches used to call me posty and That's kind of where that started. You can call me whatever you want except late for dinner late for dinner It's like my most old man joke. I'm not gonna like the 20 I'm not gonna like it took me like two seconds to register the joke and now I get it There's no joke No, it's great comedy. I appreciate you.

No, that's interesting I was talking to someone that's on your team and he was like yeah Like sometimes like I'll call him Austin were more private vibe and then post when it's more like he's post Malone He's out there. Oh, you talk to people from the team. Oh, I've been like interviewing everyone about you I'm getting all the tea posts. I'm getting all the vibe So do you think like is Austin and post Malone the same person or is post kind of like an alter ego?

I think it's a Weird to think about I think it's everything is me You know everything is me. My name is Austin. Everyone calls me Austin whenever I introduce myself I always say Austin I think because I got post Malone from just putting my name in a rap name generator Like in high school that is what we need to clarify So when I was researching as a cool line your actual last name is post which I don't think everyone knows So it's Austin post you put post as the first and you're saying you put into a random generator and you got Malone Yes, man It just gave me the name and I said you know that this I'm cool And so I did it I want to name like Whiska Leafa, but it's not nearly as cool as But it's like it has two words. It's really unique.

So you're on tour. Obviously, that's where we are right now How is tour going for you? It is amaze balls. Um, it's my first tour with Band so I'm so I'm having so much fun.

I'm so excited and like for the longest time It would just be me on stage Running around and it was very lonely up there and so now I can look around and if like I fuck up or anything Stop and then the crowd be like oh, it wasn't him, you know, so that's like really I can blame it Everyone else is not my fault. I follow my face like my fucking guitar So what inspired you to name the tour if y'all weren't here, I'd be crying. It's true for the most part No, not really not anymore. I'm actually so happy now.

It's super Interesting being out on tour for a long time because for a long time we Just ran around the world, especially when I was you know like younger and I could and before COVID and all that stuff and now I'm being back out on tour is hard because I'm old or I feel old at least I'm at that I'm 28 I just turned 28 that's I whenever I started I was 19 and like and I was like I was like 20 years old and I'm like Yeah, but now I'm like 28 no one cares I feel like 28 like we're like just getting to our prime. No, you're tired Super tired and going on tour now my knees click Yeah, I mean I would like I wanted to go stone cold Steve Austin double leg braces because it's so sick looking and I'm I wear Jorts every show so it's like perfect the jorts stop and then the knee brace and then you're like why does he wear those? I don't know but it looks cool. I think the more shit that like WWE wrestlers put on yeah I'm like whoa, they must I like they've been through some shit I feel like you're the only person that could love George and the pad like me brace vibe Just if I did knee pads that would be badass and I want to like because sometimes I'll hurt my hand Dumbass and I play in my garage and like stab myself with a knife on accident.

Yeah, and then I'll have to like wrap my hand And I'm like oh, I love it. Okay, so next time I see you're gonna be wearing that shit. Yes, man I didn't answer your question at all. I don't care we swear like we're here.

Not a good time Okay, we're getting ready for your your concert What is on your rider and actually can you explain what a rider is because some people may have no fucking idea what that means? Yes, man, so there's there's many schools that I've thought here I actually don't know how to spell writer. I don't know if it's writer or writer Mm-hmm, and I think that's kind of like where the two schools like disagree And then but there's a lot of different arguments that can spread out of that conversation. We won't get there but Writer is a list of stuff that you like that I guess make you feel at home whenever you're not so list us yours Come on the thing about my writer is it's not updated.

I still get candies that I don't like It's not I don't like but for the longest time we had gummy bears like harry well gummy bears Which are fine, but if you eat them every day for like two years straight. I want black forest gummy bears I want to switch it up, but now we have red cups. I gotta look over that. We have emergency What do you like what do you wish was in here?

I prefer on my writer like a stack of like a million dollars cash Yeah, very bitching they don't give a shit about you. I guess oh man by I gotta go home Do you think your high maintenance or load maintenance I consider myself The low maintenance I think do you think about your team they would agree? Yes, yes, I think so. I don't know because I'm at the core of everything I'm super simple.

I need a beer. I need cigarettes and I need Two hours in the bathroom to answer emails That's it. That's all I need I think and then a little bit of your pond But I will say something I'm a little bougie about is I need good cups and balls Okay, very specific cups and balls because the way and a lot of you know There's a lot of different cups and balls out there Yeah, and sometimes they'll try to skimp out on the cups and that's when I'm adding off you take your beer Very seriously and I've gotten worse Yeah, we I was talking to Bobby. He's like, you know, he's so fucking good you're bad now I'm so bad.

I'm so bad. You're saying that and then we're gonna go in there and you're gonna be better than ever Are you superstitious before you go on stage? Is there anything specific you have to do or like holy fuck my day's ruined? Well answering the emails is very important.

Okay We're doing tonight. No, what's coming out. Oh, well, this isn't it's fine. Yeah, okay one Boston.

No, a con came out and We're talking about inventing diapers for performers Because you never know you hit the wrong move and it just it's Vesuvius. Yeah, it's gonna go. Yeah, it's a pocket It's yellow stone level eruption sometimes. Does that happen to you often?

No, it's never happened to me Let's just make this very clear. It's never I want to look at every camera and say it's never happened to me But if it does happen, that's like that's a nightmare Yeah, that's like a one could assume that you would since you were like I've been really thinking about inventing these diapers I did this is like a serious like sewage problem for you Or you're like just let me read it. Then there's a whole thing because that then think of what I could do with that two hours Sometimes I'll bring a guitar in there sometimes I'll I mean all the best lyrics are written on the shitter 100% yeah, can we clarify for a minute? So what I've heard is you do some of your best songwriting on shrooms and on the toilet?

Yes, my husband kind of like let's let's let's talk about it Are you taking shrooms and then camping out in the bathroom? Like are these two things together or are they kind of like separate ventures? They are separate ventures, but I've never even thought about it that way because they do kind of I've had some of the meanest shit in my entire life Off the shrooms and just beer it's because it'll be like bit like whenever I was a kid to it Be like beer and shrooms for like four days and not eating anything and I will be like guys. I'm gonna die Any legend I lost like 10 pounds from this one trip once It's crazy because one point it just knocks on fucking hell's gate and you're like okay We need to open the floodgates now.

We take care of this. This is a problem You keep on doing emails like do you not have someone to do your emails for you? Well emails is just code for shitting answering emails is just code for shitting You're actually doing emails while you're taking your shit sometimes. I'll answer some emails.

I do on tour It's hard to like bring gaming consoles and stuff and I'm pretty huge pro gamer So I do a lot of online shopping and everybody thinks every order I place is fake But you're like really shopping in there while you're shitting. It's me and then they call me or you put your name on the order I have to know what you do Yeah, I do because they call me and they're like hey We've had a lot of fraud and we want to say they even call me about my billing address not matching up with like my home address and stuff And I thought little do they know I'm totally on the can and I have to run like a white noise machine or a little bit of water And I have to specifically get up and turn it off and then sit back down just so they don't think like I mean And I know sometimes they can tell with like the reverb Because what's interesting about a bathroom you can definitely tell if you're on speakerphone You can definitely tell if someone's in the bathroom and then in pictures for some reason if you send someone a picture Like a selfie while you're shitting. There's no way that you don't know there on the toilet It's like an angle or something are you often taking selfies while you're shitting? No, but if I do who would you send a selfie to while you were taking your shit?

I don't like a like a I have a bunch of like ex-seal buddies and Ranger buddies and they do it all the time They're like hey, just take it a shit. What's popping? And I'm like, all right. Yeah, me too.

You know what fuck it It was good. Yeah gives you like a little extra hair on your chest like I'm feeling myself This is like this kind of a boy's do this is like what we do we send each other shitty selfies Yeah, I like that for you And then dreal face time a manager will face time me or something and I'll be like hey, you know what hey What's going on and he can definitely you can definitely tell him FaceTime It's always such a pleasure to sit down with people cuz you never know where an interview is gonna go And like what I love about color daddy is like usually it has one bite but today it's like today we're talking about shit And like it's comedy you're bringing the comedy. I love it You can say this interview really went in in the camp it went in the can okay I want to get that back before you were posting alone. You were just Austin.

What were you like as a kid um? Weird weird. I've always been like I don't know I've always been kind of an introverted kid, but then you know, I loved express. I love making music forever I love playing games.

I love hanging. I like I had a small group of friends We would just go over to my buddy's house every day and just play games and stuff and I don't know yeah weird Well weirdo when you when you say you're a little weird back then is there like a memory or something like a story that comes to mind that you can Help us like kind of describe you as a younger kid. That's a hard question I remember I grew my hair long I wore the tightest crew jeans I could find and crew was the shit It was like the crews and the fallen she purple fallen shoes with the fat laces and I would go We I don't know and then I started everybody started like good willing and like and go into like um The stores to go grab like old penny loafers and shit. Yeah, thrifting.

I don't know I can think of that. Okay. I'm here Thank you very much, but yeah, we would just go run around and Play games and I don't know if there's a specific memory. I know everybody's like oh, I'm quirky arms.

Any you know I'm wacky I was just me. Yeah, that's the thing. You know I moved when I was nine and then like I Used to get bullied a whole bunch and in school for what for I guess like dressing the way I did and stuff Like cuz I was like we wore skinny jeans and all that stuff and that was like just like kind of a new deal Yeah, I don't know but people throw I mean my beautiful hair I had beautiful hair I was safer. I was safer because the gum would harden and so if like I fell off the skateboard or something Right after class post would have so much gum in there because the entire class would go More like a little rebalting but you're chill.

I was not thrown gum every day Was that trident layers that's good shit that'll get stuck super good So you wore skinny jeans do you think that was the gist of why you were getting bullied? No, I don't know I think it was always because I was I always wanted to be myself I guess and We all know high school super high school totally so Middle school high school and when I was a kid too It just didn't start me off good at all because I wore slacks and a dress shirt every day and slick my hair back cuz like So my dad go to work and I was like, you know what I do school is fuck so I want to do that too Yeah, I could see that like the kids. You know why the fuck are you wearing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'd be like that's cool guys with the fuck yeah, no, we're in fucking middle school in high school So like literally get it together.

I remember for when you're my school tried out a uniform and I was already geeky I was like, I didn't have to change shit I wake up in with a shot on a Saturday motherfuckers like this is my these are my PJ's Dude, it's so fucked how mean kids aren't I like I also got bullied and I talked about my show I'm like people were so fucking mean and that like sticks with you And I feel like it's interesting because now I feel like people know in the industry and just your fans like you are now known for having like The sweetest kindest heart you're so sweet to people and I wonder like is it is any of that because you don't want people to feel the Way that you were treated well, yeah, I always always think about that too and I know I think Like he keeps me up some nights. It'll be it'll be like say I was at dinner or something and I'm in the middle of taking a bite and someone will say hey, can I have a picture with you and I'll be like Yeah, and I'll get up and I won't be as energetic as I use because I want to eat too, you know But and I always thinking I'm like man I could have been so much kinder in that situation and that kind of drives me nuts because I know how it feels to meet someone and Especially I guess someone that you either know from music or someone that you really like their music or whatever And I know how that feels for them to be a total asshole and I never that's kind of like what drove me I guess that I don't want anybody it only takes one second out of your day to be nice and totally Do you have any advice for anyone that hat is like damn? Fuck post I relate to you like feeling like an outsider feeling like maybe they don't fit in and they're kind of getting bullied like do you Have any advice any wisdom? Well, I guess well, I don't know about wisdom But yeah, I mean coming coming from from from from that and just really like you are so fucking cool You are so fucking cool even if no one thinks you're fucking cool.

You're super fun cool I guess that's it I mean at the end of the day you You know you're only one person your whole life and you should be able to express yourself and live your life and do whatever the Fuck you want to do as long as you're not hurting anybody and a lot of people don't really understand that I guess Especially it's hard being a kid. It's hard being a kid and I I'm not gonna say I understand why kids bully people But you know it's it's hard being a kid and you people go through shit every day And you know just keep being yourself just keep being fucking cool because you're fucking cool and no one can tell you shit Really for example, you're pretty fucking cool. Look. No gum anymore.

No gum shorter hair. Thank you very much Okay, I mean ask you some rapid fire questions Okay, and post I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind in your heart in this moment Okay, here we go. Who is your best friend in the industry? Lewis Bell you have to get rid of one tap which are you removing?

For my mommy something on my face I need to meet her lovely lovely you sure you can hang out with her as long as you want What is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore? My nipples I poofy nipples Did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were why you why yeah? They always gave me shit about that. I never took my shirt off as a kid cuz I was like my nipples are so puff I don't get why I don't understand this Okay, that's how he actually got his name He's just way richer than Anticipate this episode's gonna be close alone featuring puppy nipples.

This is good. This is good. Okay. Have you ever joined the mile high club I'm not all the way.

Huh like a little finger bang like you couldn't come. Oh, no definitely bust Yeah definitely bust but no like a quite is okay And here's a whole deal and I'll tell you why I know it's supposed to be rapid fire I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all That's when the turbulence starts because I see somebody get up and I know they have they have the poop walk So I can tell they're gonna be back there and I'm like get back in your seat. It's so bumpy right now I know this is your fault. Am I the only one that feels that way?

No, no, no I agree with you and I understand that have you ever had the poop walk on the plane? I have never shit on an airplane. I have never either and you know what? I know it's kind of gross to talk about but this whole fucking episode about shit I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane and you're just like Like clenched it or something bro because it's reeking.

I'm not gonna lie I definitely have farted real bad on airplane before Sometimes and I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there. They probably thought that fucker was going down They're like that's not like a natural smell So it's gonna be like jet fuel burning or something But I have never shown an airplane either and I think there is a level of controllability in there You know, I mean, but would you rather take something a shit or fart on the airplane? Well, you're the fucking culprit over here. Well, you know, I feel like for well, you Doesn't jet feel shitter on the airplane making everybody think it's going down Um, no, I mean I feel like during covid even then we might not even have that problem So I'd let him rip all the fucking time against my shit and then if the if the N95 are that Effective you shouldn't be able to smell my shitty farts.

They're not shitty by the way stinky farts Your little fingers I do, you know, whatever area and I kind of distribute the ones that are really powerful with the the twisting filters So they're like really and I'll just say hey guys, this is just in case and then everybody's usually pretty receptive to their I bring you the strategy put into letting it go. Okay. Um, what is your most toxic trait? Mm-hmm.

I have a bunch of those Sure with the class drinking drinking and Drinking and sometimes jealousy and I'm also sometimes especially with my good friends quick to anger Which is which is it something I jealousy as in relationship? Yes, ma'am. Mm-hmm. You know the fiance's like I'm just chilling in the room You're like what are you doing?

We you're giving a little jealous vibes. I am right now. No I think everybody's gonna be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their beagle talk No, I exactly you're just letting it rip literally. Um, okay, so your jealous your jealous with with your woman a little Okay, but that shows you care.

Yeah, well, I guess that's that's good way to look at it I guess that's that's a way to look at it. Well, that's a good way to look at it I never you know necessarily want to be mean, but I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and where in like how insecure I am So that's um, yeah, I don't know nothing like absolutely wild But it's like you know, I just I want to feel loved, you know what I mean? I guess that's what it is like many humans and you're drinking are you working on it or you're like cool with it? You just are aware I am working on it.

I used to drink because I was sad now I drink For shows and because I'm happy it's hard getting out there And I'm get so shy and timid and shit so I just drink a little bit to I guess cope with that and be able to get my Liquid courage literally that's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage especially online and TikTok So they're posting out dance moves. It's like you're just like in your own world up there I would don't think anyone would think that you would need to shy to get up there. Oh, well, that's you know, that's definitely most definitely It's it's you think these dance moves just these come here conduit it from a great drinker in this guy Yeah, you're like I'm actually just hammered and that's exactly my door That's exactly what it is with any braces. Exactly.

Please put those on the show tonight. Um, what is the purchase you blew too much money on and regret? Regret or you blew too much money on your where but you don't give a fuck. I bought the leather rings magic card Oh, do you want to tell me how much that was?

$2 million Where is your credit? No, I definitely don't regret it. Oh, where is it now? It is well, I guess right now since this is in the future I have it already.

Would you like to see it? Oh, yes, we'll do it off camera Yeah, two million dollars on a fucking card. Wow. So you really like Lord of the Rings.

I like learn the rings I'm in the guy. Do you like bro? No, I'm down with Frodo. I think he's cool.

He's a flawed character, but we all are and I like his feet. Oh, not like in a sexy way, but I just think it's cool I let's walk around like the most treacherous place in the world in his bare feet and I'm like that's fucking cool Yeah, I appreciate clarifying because I think I'm like oh, I jerk off the photos feet That's the vibe this show would give so it's good you clarify answering emails can mean a lot of things exactly exactly Okay, two million dollars for a fucking card damn. Um, how old were you when you lost your virginity? Oh fuck You can be honest.

They put your dick in something in something. I didn't know Well first, huh? No, no, are you do you like women specifically? Yes, okay, so it would be a vagina Okay, but the first time you put your dick into the vagina.

I thought you were like he was like oh first time for anal Oh wait, no, that's from the other guy. So that was his first desktop. I don't know Age 17 17 what about the bumhole? No, oh not till a couple years later.

What was the experience like for me very cool? It's a crazy thing. You know, there's a lot of crazy stuff you look at as a kid. I'm like, you know, I'm fucking I'm a shit man though.

Did she shed on your deck or no? You were okay? No man. No man.

No man. Okay, we're moving on He kept it clean. It was clean. You pulled out.

We were okay. You weren't traumatized. No, I was not It sounds like you're saying she was no, but I can never I can never like Speak on behalf of you. We talk and be like everything's great But then like I don't know like is this nor have you know Not again with the No, no, I mean I would but not with the same lady totally totally you have a lady no understood, but right this was like Not with the same lady.

We never did it again Yes, yeah, I can only speak on my bad Anyways What is your biggest fear? I hate airplanes, but that's not a biggest fear. That's not a cop out but I guess not being able to be there for my baby which is a new fear But yeah, that's why I tried to slow down on drinking to take better care of my body I stopped drinking sodas and stuff and I remember I went to the doctor and they said hey, man, you liver sucks And I was like all right, so how do we fix it and so we're fixing it? Yes, man So what's the most awkward interaction you've had with another celebrity?

I don't necessarily remember but I remember there's one gentleman I know who who doesn't drink and And I saw him after a couple years and I was roasted and I was like hey man. What are you drinking? I'm like oh fuck dude. I'm so sorry.

That's like that's a bad feeling. I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry man I get it. I get it. You're like why did I just say that but like I'm sure they get that all the time So that's okay, but I got what you're in a moment.

You're like fuck me. Yes Yeah, that's like then that shit keeps you up Oh You're nice guy though you like care what you can affect people I everyone can that's a that's like you just be nice Don't get dickhead. Just be nice. Don't be a dickhead.

Yes. Let's put that on t-shirt You're forced to dress up. Okay, okay in the bedroom. Okay.

What are you dressing up as? I guess Frodo now? We have to go on like theme here. You gotta keep it consistent.

It has to be either Frodo or Sauron Oh, I'm gonna be so badass. I'll put on stills and be like 10 feet tall like Sauron Do you think that would get your woman turned on? No ma'am not even in the original life And she's like what the fuck are you doing? Coming in then she'll show me Sauron's eye.

That's a kuchi. That's like a nickname for the kuchi. Got it And she just spread herself and I guess it's a girl like she's a fucking Christ Even but then we don't even have sex. I just like practice my my mace moves I'm kind of picturing this is good too because it's giving like a full idea of what your sex is like Do you know what I mean like people are gonna do this is good like it's on stills like sure the whole thing It's good.

This is sexy. We're Captain Price from Call of Duty Wow, you're this is very specific you learn something new every day. This is really good. Um, when's last time you cried?

That's been a long time. That's a lie. That's been a long time. Someone told me that you were crying yesterday.

I didn't cry yesterday Do you cry on stage? No one saw me yesterday? So I almost cry on stage. I almost cry on stage, but I don't cry almost that's what dude.

It's fucking hot It's hot up there. I'm sweating a lot and crying like fucking Well, if you were to cry recently, what would you cry over? Actually, I I find it harder now you kind of get I don't know you do it for so long and you kind of lose like It's sad, but you kind of like super callist shit. Yeah, I used to cry when people would make fun of me and shit And I'm just like hey, man.

Well, you don't you haven't met me I think you might like me if we got to hang out, you know, but it doesn't hurt my feelings anymore, but um, I did cry The other like last tour because my baby Started blank kisses and it's really cute. So they're happy tears, Poe. Yeah, happy tears. That's great That's great.

Um, well, this is a quick little transition. We were talking about your baby blowing kisses I'm just pretend that didn't happen for a second. Um, what's your go-to porn search words? Frodo feet legless wig Saran may skills captain price in the prong cruise missile five kill streak These are usually put them all in one and you'd be the surprise that somebody crazy shit comes out of that Wow, no, I don't know.

I mean I kind of just go to like a daily selection the daily time Yeah, well, yeah, you know, because they they spend a lot of time on the algorithm I think and I think you know like a lot of people are on these sites. So I mean Something must be right there. So shame totally you get like 10 pages on there. So you can be like Go to page five today or really dice right you roll a d12 or a d20 and see if you see what page you should go to I'm pretty sure you want to have like what's today's selection.

This is interesting. You're kind of like downwind Open a nice bottle and just candles and put learn the rings It usually takes me like 12 hours my whole like cranks ash So I can watch all the lower the rings in that time period. Yeah, and is that how long you would last during sex? No, how drunk am I with your silver?

Oh my 30 seconds. Okay. What have you had? What have you got?

Seven beers? Bump that up to a cool minute 30. Okay, and what if we're working out like a 20 Beers crazy night. Yeah, I'll go.

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So I'm gonna like ask you a couple questions. You answer how you're comfortable. Yes, man You're engaged. Yes, man.

Or you married and you secretly haven't told that I'm married. You're not married. You're engaged. How long have you been engaged?

Two years. Okay. Yeah, I met a guy the other day and he was like I just got married after 21 years and I'm like oh sick Please don't tell her that we got you we got you what would a post Malone wedding look like That's it. Yeah, um, I don't know I imagine An ice lose for bruise.

That's just steady going And it just keeps keeps being beer keeps being poured into it and all my buddies are like super down for the cause So they just go and uh take a suckle of the teat of the nectar and keep that party going dance moves are gonna be hopefully Popping um, I don't know I'd imagine everything Rustic modern Jorts but like wedding lots of camouflage. Oh Well, yeah fuck rustic. I think we just do everything camouflage. I think yeah, I think that sounds amazing.

Would you wear a camo suit? Uh sure. Okay. I actually have a camo tuxedo and you're wearing camo crocs.

Yes, man. Very trendy. It's super trendy. Very cool But I wear for the utilitarian purposes.

Okay, cool. How did you propose in Vegas? But we got married just a proposal. Okay, and I had lost a significant amount of money at the Table and we go upstairs and I'm like off my rocker hammered As a hey, you wanna marry me?

I got a ring and all this stuff and then um She said no She's like asked me tomorrow and I was like, all right. Yeah, and I did and I was sober and it was nice I fucking love her for that. Yeah, she's like be fucking sober. She's a beast.

Yeah, she was right. I mean, you know I knew I knew I knew I knew I'm just a terrible arbiter of romanticism, I guess How did you know like what is something about her because I know you keep your relationship private? Like what's something that you like knew you were in love with this person? I could tell Which is really cool.

I could tell her heart is so Massive and I I've always wanted kids and like a big family and I could tell she's gonna be a really good mom And she's like number one mom in the fucking universe or any of your songs about her They're not out yet. It's gonna be on the album. No man So you've written some but no one's heard them. No one's heard them But she because that's I don't know that's a scary I feel like I don't know a lot of the songs I do a lot of songs I write for her I don't even play for her because I'm terribly shy like I know it's terrible I was right when four students did like play it.

We do have a guitar Would you all right? I'll play it's like 25 songs. So I hope you guys are ready Not excited Okay, so but you've written songs about her, but you just don't release them right now. Yes, okay So you're now a dad.

Yes, which is so exciting. Yes, how old is your daughter now at the time of this interview 14 months 14 15 months Congratulations. Thank you very much. What is pop a post like?

It's cool Very cool big handsome My dad when I was a kid he would always play me like really heavy music and I love heavy music The other day I put on a God's next song and she and I was like started rocking and she's like and it was really cute So that doesn't make you really happy. Yeah, that made me really happy. What do you think is your best dad skill? Having money Yeah, yeah I think as of as of right now that this is it's good for the baby and good for the mom And I think that's about the only skill I have really sometimes I'll play guitar with her Which is our all right skill, but they're like put the fucking guitar away.

I went I went the new Yeah, fish or prize deal. You're like here's my amex I think the baby knows the code that'll be our first word is my credit card Yeah, what's okay now? What's the expiration? Very good So good you're ringing the dough, you know yourself aware post okay.

I look I'm gonna have these I've ever been so you know I'm so happy for you. I'll pay all the money in the world. It's amazing What's a lesson that your parents kind of taught you growing up that you want to make sure that you pass on to your daughter? Well, my dad said he can't make everyone happy Which is a good which is a good lesson.

I still struggle with that because I try I try to be Yeah, well and being kind is totally different than making someone happy, but you know if there's You ever have a problem with your your your parents or friend or something Um, they'll understand and you understand and just kind of be patient with the situation and yeah and um kind of hypocritical at sometimes But um, I guess that's that's just be yourself and you can't make everyone yeah, especially in sorry No, you're fine. Um, I agree with everything you're saying and I think it's a good approach to life What do you think is the biggest misconception about you? Small nipples Daddy huff and puffy nips you guys know my new record. No, I don't know.

I don't know Well, I guess right now I could say everybody thinks I'm on drugs. Okay. I'm not on drugs. Okay.

It's good to clarify No, maybe don't even have to well that's that's that's I just spoke to somebody about this and it's interesting having everybody in your Uh life all the time and like you I tried to maintain a private lifestyle because like you know, especially with the baby and um I want her to be able to decide what she wants to do Maybe she doesn't want to be on social media, but I see a lot of people you know Here's my baby like just right out of the koochi here. She is here. They are and I'm like, well, you know, you know, maybe wanted to do that You know, trust me. I agree with you wholeheartedly.

Like let the kid decide. Yeah, well, that's that's a whole deal And so like I try to maintain that um whole deal, but People can see me on stage and they take might take my dance moves people are like this is hey This is what meth looks like I don't know not a mess Yeah, I think it's unless it's in pedia life is it in pedia? Is it a macaroni and cheese? Yeah, definitely on meth if it's a macaroni and cheese You know, but does that get annoying know that like how do you decide when you're like fuck should I not speak up on this?

You're like hi, I'm not on fucking drugs respectfully. I don't know anybody an explanation for anything Yeah, but I can tell that there is genuine care. Yeah, and it's not everybody is not just a guy That's like okay kids. This is what meth looks like don't be like this fucking guy But there is people who genuinely care, you know, and I kind of wanted to put their minds at ease There's so much love in my fan base and it's super cool But you always get those motherfuckers are like fuck this guy, you know, but it is interesting Oh when you say that post because in the same interview you're saying I've never been happier and people think you're on meth Yes, so this is kind of a fine line.

Yeah, it's kind of interesting. You're like I have never been happier and everyone's like but you're on meth Yeah, like you can think that I'm happy well and then they can think at the end of the day They're gonna think whatever they want even after I was like hey guys. I'm not on drugs people like that's exactly what someone on drugs would say Okay, great. Okay, whatever.

I said yeah, and then happy side of event not on drugs like a good beer like the smok cigarettes Hang on. We love it your new album. Yes, Austin by the time this comes out. It will be out What is the story behind album?

The story behind the album is a couple days before tour. We were like hey, I want to do like an acoustic project so we went and we rented out henson for a week and um We made like eight songs in seven days and crushed half of the record there Can I have a breeze? Yeah, thank you. I'm so sorry.

We know you're fine. Wait, you did eight songs in seven days? Yes, ma'am. Is that normal?

Sometimes sometimes it is they're not good for the most part whenever we do that. Yes, please Thank you, buddy. Sorry. Fuck.

Oh, damn it. Ben. Yeah, Ben Ben is usually grabbing the beers But it's Bobby but it's Bobby in here. Hi Bobby Hi, hi, Bobby Yeah, Bobby.

What was your first meal? Let's talk about your sandwiches. Thank you so much. Yeah guys check out Bobby's or babbos if you ever in uh, you have enjoy Z Um, okay, so eight songs seven days.

Um, and you said usually that turns out bad But well, yeah, because you can go and you can make like half a song and never have lyrics or anything like that on there but um It was it was so much fun and we had so much fun and it was originally supposed to be just me in a guitar And then we were like, oh, I got this song would be bitching with drums on it And um, so we just kept making a whole album and we finished the whole album was made in like Musically like recording lines like three weeks total. So it's cool. How do you want your fans to feel about this album? I just hope they don't think it sucks.

Um, that's usually the consensus amongst it's anything like, uh, does it suck? And I don't think it sucks. Um, but it's really cool. I got I felt a lot of space.

Um It was written by me and three other dudes completely Well, besides we had some really super talented guest writers and I know how we even call them guest writers Um, but guests in the studio for because for the most part we was just us. Yeah, I always keep stuff to myself, you know That you wrote on the toilet. Yes, we have. Yes, we have.

Yes, we have. Okay. Yeah, it's like very intimate moment for you to write out on the toilet You and yourself and then to put it out there Well, I actually had a bring of course on throne into henson to cut the vocals as well in the guitar Just for perfect accuracy. I think you can hear a little bit of the shine a little bit of the twang and request You wanted it to be genuine.

Yes, this is like how I this is me and my raw form of how I actually do it I'm actually gonna do that for the next week. We just get a Your album every live from the shitter. I I'm a toilet Every day. I'm like, oh, this is definitely on the shitter.

What is your favorite lyric that you wrote? Oh, I call her shrek because she got a donkey It's genius. It's innovative and it's also nostalgic. I opening it strikes all the right chords really really makes you think What is that lyric on what song it's called socialite?

Oh Could you imagine like kind of makes you think right? Yeah, what do you think is gonna be the biggest banger? Do you usually know when something is going to hit with your fans? Are you are always surprised which ones become the biggest?

I'm always surprised. I feel like I can go off what you know like management and label and everybody says stuff But I mean I just want to make a song that I like yeah, and I could never Like some songs you just know and like oh, this is really catchy. Yeah, that usually does it But now I'm old and I mean I made an album with me playing guitar and every song and no feature So I don't know exactly how in touch I am But I think there's some great songs on there that I hope people what's your favorite song on the album? You know that one yeah, I can already hear it.

I really don't I fuck top two They're also different you know whatever comes out of your mouth everyone's gonna listen to I hope anybody listens at all that We're gonna listen post daddy is gonna fucking listen. These people are so loyal daddy is gonna get out there They're gonna stream the whole thing but we need to hear your top two songs. I don't remember the track list too. I don't want to go I'm having so much.

I don't need to go either I'm actually getting kicked off I like green some a lot I had a lot of fun playing the guitar on that and writing the guitar for that and Enough is enough something real. I'll just let I can list like a whole track less Okay, but I don't know I had so much fun working on those those records. I'm so excited for you You're so talented It's always such a pleasure to get to sit down with someone and meet them in person again I see things online about you I see your pictures and your videos and your amazing dance moves But being in your presence like you're such a soft sweet guy that is clearly so talented beyond words And I just can't thank you enough for taking the time because I know you're on tour and you're so busy And this really meant a lot to me and my fans and your fans. So thank you.

Thank you very much. Thank you guys for having me Um, let's go play beer pong. I don't see why not. Oh wait, I've a gift for you.

What? Okay, so I know you're really happy. Yes, ma'am, but we're never perfect. Yes, ma'am.

So this is merch for you Unwell. This is amazing. Yeah, and it's Oh, and it's puff print like your nipples. Oh, it's a set It's puff print like my nippies.

It hides it perfectly. Well, that's actually so funny because we got a gift for you No post. Oh my god. Look at us.

This is so sweet guys. Thank you so much your amazing. Thank you. No, you're fucking amazing.

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