The Princess Beard by Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/2/audible/189568 to listen full audiobooks. Title: The Princess Beard Series: The Tales of Pell, Book 3 Author: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson Narrator: Luke Daniels Format: mp3 Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins Release date: 10-08-19 Ratings: 4.5 out of 5 stars, 624 ratings Genres: Humorous Publisher's Summary: Once upon a time, a princess slept in a magical tower cloaked in thorns and roses. When she woke, she found no Prince Charming, only a surfeit of hair and grotesquely long fingernails - which was, honestly, better than some creep who acted without consent. She cut off her long braids and used them to escape. But she kept the beard because it made a great disguise. This is not a story about finding true love’s kiss - it's a story about finding yourself. On a pirate ship. Where you belong.