Well, this is old noise and I have to tell you that my girl Emily give me a F on my last podcast and and She said it was the worst one I never did So I'm gonna try to do better. Yeah Emily. What she said she said daddy if you're headed southwest You don't start out by going northeast. Well, I know what she's talking about.
She's talking about me rambling So I'm gonna try to tell this uh This story, uh, you know going the right direction, you know straight straight forward and she told me to be more Precise I think she said so that's that's what I'm gonna try to be but anyway I wanted to tell you about this principle. We've got a peer name mr Matthews and the kids just can't stand him because he he uses them big words and he tries to show off his education and And he calls them names, you know and and makes makes fun of them and and they don't like that And you can't blame him and uh, you know, he he he talks You know, you I talk funny and you can't help the way you talk But he tries to talk way under over your head now see I delivered this milk up here to the schoolhouse and I usually don't see mr Matthews, but when I did see him, you know, I've seen him a couple times and He he says he says mr. Foster you engaged in a noble profession That's what he said said you engaged in a noble profession and He said you tried to take care of all of our Wonderful children up here by delivering this milk to him Well, I see I can't I couldn't remember what he said except that Jimmy Vanderstig heard him say it So every time I see Jimmy Vanderstig you know, he'll say something about my noble profession and he uh that time He passed me out there on the road when my truck Busted down, you know and Jimmy Vanderstig circled back and he told me he said that I'm gonna help you cause you engaged in that Noble profession and of course he was just having fun, you know, they they make fun of mr. Matthews All the time but you know, they they all time doing stuff to him and pulling pranks on him And you know, it makes him mad and the matter he gets the more they want to do it And you know, it looks like he would learn that he would try to get along with the kids that he would help him But it always makes him mad and and he gets to oh, you know, sputtering and and and and gets to stuttering and that just makes him Makes him laugh that much more and I'll tell you I'm just gonna tell you this one story that they've done to mr Matthews up here at the schoolhouse now.
He likes that he likes that Classified music, you know, and that's all right That he you know, some people liked one kind of music and one some people like another kind and one time he asked me what I was Gonna do over the weekend and I said well, I don't know mr Matthews, but one thing I'm going to do is listen to the grand old Opry and he said that's barbaric He said well, you know, I don't he don't bother me a bit in the world but but that's just the way he is and Anyway, what he does he these people these kids up here they bring these records They've got these old records that they You're back. I don't know you know about it now not but they make these They used to make these record albums and so these kids used to bring them to school because they had all these record players up here you know where they could listen to books that was recorded on record Well, what they would do is they would sneak their their music in there and they would play that music Own them record players and that's what they was what they would meant for that See they they bought them so they could listen to books Well, when mr Matthews called them doing that then he would take their records You know and put them in his office and he said he wasn't going to give them back to him till the end of the year And he called it uh Complicating them said he was confiscating their records Well, what happened was that these kids somebody I don't know who it was Went into his office and he had a stack of them classified records, you know that he listens to he's got this The turntable in his office and he bought you know, it went nothing wrong with that He bought it brought it up for himself and he's got this stack of classified music, you know Beethoven and and tubered and botch and and all them classified musicians You know, they nobody ever heard of except for him and he puts them records on sometime and listens at him And uh, well, what he done was he called somebody Chew and gum in one of the classrooms and he told them they were gonna have to straighten up his office And uh, so they got in there one time when he wasn't there And what they done was that they took he had them records that he had confiscated from the kids He had them on the bookshelf So what they done it was that they took the records out of them Records them album covers that he had confiscated well, they took them records out of them album covers and and then Took them or replaced them with his classified records So they put them if you looked at a earn his tub cover well, it might have you know, a humor record in it or uh botch Uh, he uh had you know, so what they done was they played they replaced The records that he had confiscated they put his records in the album covers And they put the records that they took out of them covers they put them in his Album covers. So if you was to look in the bok album cover you might see kitty whales or uh, hank Williams and they've done all that and mister mathoos come in there and and he was gonna listen to one of his records and he took a Shubirt record out that he was gonna listen to and it turned out to be Lefty for sale is what it was and it made him some mad and he lined the kids up and asked him who done it and of course, would nobody tell him who done it and uh, ojimmy van der stig was down here one day and uh, and I asked him I said, no, jimmy, did you do it I said you know good. Well, I ain't gonna tell nobody but I was just wondering if you did it And he said no, he said I never did think of doing something like that And he said I wouldn't at school that they know how he said if I'd been at school He probably would have blamed me for it, but he said he knowed I wasn't there And he said now I know who done it He said I I can't tell you because I promised her that I wouldn't tell you I wouldn't tell nobody he said and I promised her I wouldn't and I've said well hold on just a minute jimmy I said I don't want to know who done it.
I just was asking you if you've done it But I don't want to know who done it, but do you mean to tell me that the girls are doing this to mr matthews too? You mean that they're aggravating him just like the boys? I said I thought that was just the boys doing that and he said oh no, he said the girls hate him too and said They're just as bad as the boys and he said I didn't mean to let that slip He said I told when I was you asked me did I do it and I didn't mean to say that uh That she told me he said I meant to say that the person told me but he said I let it slip out And I said well, that's all right. Jimmy.
I ain't gonna say nothing about it I said I just didn't know that the girls was was after him that way So anyway, that's the story about mr Matthews and I hoped I hoped that I rambled too much and and maybe uh emily or give me a a little bit higher score next time