THE QUANTATOLLAH WAS RIGHT

the quantatollah was right. on sunday night, iran's parliament speaker posted trading advice to the world. he called trump's pre-market announcements a reverse indicator and told everyone to fade the pump. the crowd loved it. dubbed him the quantatollah. then monday morning came and every single one of them loaded calls into the iran headline anyway. you know how it ended. this episode we break down who mohammad bagher ghalibaf actually is irgc commander, mayor of tehran, four-time failed presidential candidate, and reportedly the man on the other end of the white house back-channel. then we get into the structure. $1.4 trillion in notional just rolled off the board. the jpm collar anchoring spx at 6,475 all quarter is gone. vix is at 31. hedge costs are running 1.8x normal. and institutional players are only positioned to april 17. after that, the tape goes dark. the geopolitical story and the structural mechanics are the same story told from different angles. we connect the dots.