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EPISODE · Jan 14, 2015 · 12 MIN

The Radiolab Report

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Hey, coming to you live, Radio Live from the baby, y'all, what is good, CSW, I am here with Josh Holtzman, the man, the myth, and the legend. We will be here every open block for the rest of eternity, broadcasting live, the daily news, the daily trends, the daily styles. Josh, what do we have in store today for our awesome viewers? Um, I don't know.

Josh Holtzman, everybody. And we also have with us Sarah and Abby. Abby, what do you have to say today to our awesome viewers out there? The school store is not open.

The school store is not open. That means for all you people at the George, don't come over. You're wasting your time, wasting your energy. And let's talk about the school store for a second.

What kind of crap are they selling now? Sliced, dried fruit? I mean, come on, what the fuck? Oh, shoot, am I allowed to swear on this?

Well, there's a live broadcast for all of you out there. My bad, I think we might just get shut down by the, uh, what's that organization that shuts Radio Labs down? FCC. Uh, the FCC.

Well, this has been Aiden Coler. Oh, shoot, I probably shouldn't say my name. Oh, that was a quality live broadcast. Come on.

Oh, really? Yeah, I paused it. Well, I guess I'm taking over here. And, yep, Radio Lab.

Yep, everyone is sick. Everyone's like, I complain, we got officially sick now, and they know they're officially getting sick. I'm complaining about getting sick or more. I feel like coming, and I'm anti-getting sick.

Like, I'm having a process, and my body is like, hey, we won't get it. And, like, people are holding signs. Why can't you guys just talk about that on the radio? Well, you can record us.

People are literally, the police are literally kicking all the sick cells. And the sick cells are like, outrage. They want to be sick. My body's upset.

It's like, it's a whole lot of civil war in here. Hey, all the fun. I love the English. I love the English.

I love Cheerios. I didn't eat any apples. Oh, and speaking of which, while you guys are here, do you guys want to talk about the songs? Can we write a statement?

Can we read a statement? Yeah. We can write your statement for you to read it. Do it.

I mean, we're sort of on the live right now, but... Oh, well, we can read it with that. Sure, go ahead. So, Sarah and Abby are here.

They actually, I think they wrote some songs and sent them to me for the radio. Might as well play them now. All you need to do to submit up there is to send it in electronically. It's really quite easy.

So which one would you like me to play first? Any of them. And remember that all of these will be on the Student Works radio special coming up. So, this one is titled, Repity is Tyranny.

Okay. I'll be right back. Help! See you next time.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

And remember this one for a million. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. So, um, tactical psychosis asks me to read this about their pieces, which we are, uh, I'm playing one of the three, I'll play the other two after this, uh, here we go, these are our debut hits created electronically, they are an active statement on the political unrest in the world, we are a stay-at-home garage type of band, uh, here's some more tactical psychosis, this one is entitled, well, well, it doesn't, I don't think, untitled, but the file type is titled, uh, second.

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