The REAL Founding Fathers

Mazel morons, and Happy Fork of July! We’re joined by our newest Founding Fathers, Benny and Joshy. Today, we’re talking picnics, pyrotechnics, and push presents. Josh reminisces about posting brand deals mid-vows, Ben’s grilling three kinds of hot dogs, and together we contemplate the true meaning of independence... from parenting, firework safety, and financial responsibility. Plus: tanning bed truths, Birkin bag economics, and the eternal question- what is in vegan mayo? God bless America- and God help us all. What are ya, nuts!? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Visit carawayhome.com/GUYS10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.  OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS  Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewide.  Catch new episodes of Bachelor in Paradise Mondays at 8/7 central on ABC, and stream next day on Hulu! Visit ByHeart.com with code GOODGUYS30 to receive 30% off your first subscription order Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices