The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City ... EMERGENCY ESPRESSO SHOT!!!!

Tuesday’s season four finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City was so good that after rewatching the episode three times to process it all,  I had to take to the Mic in the middle of the night to do an emergency espresso shot solo episode on all of it as it was some of the best reality TV theater I have ever watched. ENJOY!!! Remember, I am a professional drag queen stand-up comic and recorded this a little drunk at 3 am, so don't take anything I say seriously as I am talking about characters on a reality TV show!!!Also, you can read my theater thesis on Vanderpump Rules and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills here!!!COVER ART "#RockStarLife: Coffee Break"Acrylic and Glitter Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas24 in x 18 in $6,000.00 USDThis painting is hung at The State Theater of Havre de Grace if you want to see it in person!!Support the show#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is in orbit between season two and season three, darlings. ☕⚡👽Until then, expect rogue Espresso Shots transmitted directly from the alien void: paranormal chaos, reality TV psychosis, pop culture meltdowns, emotionally unstable glamour, and absolutely zero adult supervision. 🛸⚡ Season Three is sponsored by Odyssey Salon in Aberdeen, Maryland ⚡Book with me, Derek — aka Zenobia Darling — punk rock hairstylist, blonding menace, barber-cut assassin, and fashion color alchemist serving luxury blonding, vivid Danger Jones color, alternative hair design, and rockstar hair for the emotionally punk and aesthetically superior.Whether you want icy blonde bombshell, neon edgy disaster, or a killer fade, get your ass in my salon chair immediately for some Zenobia Darling hair magic.Call +1 410-272-5330 and ask for some Zenobia Darling magic. ✂️☕