THE RECKONING

What is the big deal, it’s just some documents in a box? We have all done it right, we are in the middle of a move, from one place to another and we just start shoving shit into a box. Donnie was making a hasty exit, and he probably didn’t notice the 700 pages of material he was shoving into a box with his cute photo of Melania. Let’s be real here, for me it’s simple. Donnie made a mistake, and when the Justice Department called him after he left the White House, they said “Donnie, Donnie, you might have taken some documents that we really should have burned, you think you can have one of your Mar-a-Lago Valets just Fedex us back the documents?" Now, if this was a normal President, he would have apologized, got on Trump Air, and bring the fucking documents back himself — but he's not...