The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show - Episode 11 - Northampton

⚡️🥓 Northampton, brace yourself — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show has arrived, and it’s bringing more chaos than a toddler in a trampoline park full of jelly! 🥓⚡️That’s right, Episode 11 is here, and we’ve officially set up camp in the land of shoes, roundabouts, and now… unfiltered breakfast madness. If you thought this show had standards, you were tragically mistaken. This week’s goal? To crown the Undisputed Reigning Idiot of the Retro Breakfast Quiz Show — and let’s be honest, the competition is fierce.🎙️ Leading the circus is Retro Mike Kennedy, the self-proclaimed sexiest retro podcaster alive. He’s got the voice of a nation, the swagger of a man who owns three lava lamps, and the ability to turn a trivia question into a full-blown interpretive dance. If charisma were a breakfast item, Retro Mike would be a croissant dipped in glitter.⚡️ Team Captains Who Signed Up for Friendly Torture:Wanted Joe – Still wanted. Still Joe. Still wondering why every game ends with him being mildly electrocuted. He’s here for the glory, the pain, and the free biscuits.Jenni Wenni – Our incontinent queen of sass and suffering. She’s been zapped more times than a faulty toaster and still manages to knit, insult, and win rounds with terrifying precision. She’s the only contestant who brings her own taser “just in case.”🧸 Special Guests Who May Need a Map and a Therapist:Luke – He’s not here for the quiz. He’s here for the toy shops. He’s got a list, a backpack full of snacks, and a dream. He’s also somehow managed to trip over every cable in the studio and start a small fire with a Buzz Lightyear figurine.Adrien – Our beloved foreign correspondent who has no idea what to say, what not to say, or what language he’s currently speaking. He’s answered questions in French, Spanish, Morse code, and once just made dolphin noises. He’s a wildcard wrapped in confusion.🏆 The Prize? Forget trophies. Forget glory. This week, they’re all fighting for the title of Undisputed Reigning Idiot of the Retro Breakfast Quiz Show — a crown made of toast, glitter, and poor life choices. It’s the honour no one wants but everyone deserves.💥 Let’s face it — they’re all idiots. But they’re our idiots. And together, they form the most gloriously dysfunctional breakfast squad in podcast history.So grab your toast, your taser, and your lowest expectations — because this isn’t just a quiz show. It’s a full-blown breakfast-time breakdown with extra sparks.