The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show - Episode 14 part 1

🦢🎙️ Grab your toast and tissues, folks — The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is almost at an end… but not quite! 🎙️🦢Yes, it’s Part One of the Final Show, which means it’s not the end-end, just the beginning of the end-end, which is technically still mid-end. Confused? Good. That’s the spirit of the show.📍 Broadcasting from an undisclosed location (possibly a shed, possibly a submarine, possibly Retro Mike’s nan’s conservatory), the team is steering this chaotic ship toward its final destination — with all the grace of a flamingo on rollerblades.🎙️ At the helm is the icon, the myth, the man who once tried to host a quiz using only interpretive dance: Retro Mike Kennedy. He’s steering the ship home with a microphone in one hand and a lukewarm cup of tea in the other. His intros are longer than a Lord of the Rings director’s cut, and his jokes are so bad they’ve been officially classified as “emotional turbulence.”🛂 Returning from his mysterious absence is Adrien, who’s spent the last few weeks in immigration being vigorously probed by several very serious officers. He’s back, slightly traumatised, but still obsessed with sausages and dodgy TV shows. He’s brought a new game called “Borderline Banter,” which may or may not be legal.🧃 Also back is Luke, who’s thrilled to be staying up late — all the way until 4:30pm. He’s got snacks, a blanket, and the energy of a man who just discovered fizzy drinks. He’s ready to party, as long as it doesn’t interfere with nap time.🍹 The team have drinks (some fizzy, some suspicious), silly games, and a mission: to bring back their favourite moments from the show.💥 This is the swan song — but the swan is drunk, confused, and wearing glitter. It’s not goodbye, it’s “see you after the nap.” It’s not the end, it’s the beginning of the end of the beginning of the end. Or something.So grab your drink, your jelly, and your lowest expectations — because this isn’t just a quiz show finale. It’s a glorious, glittery descent into breakfast madness.