The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show Episode 7 - Hull

🚨🛳️ Abandon ship, Hull! The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show is sailing in like a gravy tsunami of pure nonsense! 🛳️🚨That’s right — Episode 7 is upon us and Hull may never be the same again. Lock up your breakfast cereals and hide your punchlines, because the crew has arrived with jokes so dreadful they’ve been declared a public menace.🎙️ Hosting the chaos, as always, is the unflappable, over-talkative Retro Mike Kennedy — whose intros are so long they come with a sequel. He’ll welcome you to the madness while name-dropping every obscure breakfast item ever invented. Oat-infused trivia? Bacon-based banter? Mike's got it all — plus seventeen paragraphs of unnecessary dramatic flair.🎭 Back for more tomfoolery:Wanted Joe – He’s still wanted. He’s still Joe. And he’s still convinced a pun is a form of poetry. He’ll be bringing the eye-rolls and the accidental innuendos, often at the exact moment you try to take a sip of tea.Jenni Wenni – The bingo-loving gran with a handbag full of sass and potentially illegal pick ‘n’ mix. She’s armed with wool, wit, and the ability to outwit younger players while simultaneously knitting them tiny humiliation scarves.🌍 Special Guests Making a Glorious Return:Adrien, our favourite foreign correspondent – He still doesn’t know what constitutes “a quiz,” but he’s trying his best using interpretive eyebrow raises and vibes alone. Fluent in five languages, none of which explain why he just buzzed in to a question about jam.🍼 And of course: Little Baby Luke – Adorable, chaotic, and far too awake for his age bracket. He's out way past bedtime, wired on juice boxes, and convinced the quiz buzzer makes it rain sweets. When he’s not answering with “banana,” he’s starting impromptu singalongs and hiding in a cereal box.🎮 Expect one full hour of:Games so silly they make charades look like brain surgeryTrivia questions so obscure even Google’s confusedPuns that actively lower your IQBaby Luke pressing every button, including one that turns off the lightsSo, Hull — hold tight to your teacups and brace for brain-melting banter and buttered-up buffoonery. This isn’t just a quiz show. It’s a full-blown early morning identity crisis with jingles.