The Rewatch Party 243 - Batman Returns (1992)

It's the Christmas Episode!   (To the tune of The Christmas Song) Penguins roasting in the sewer pipes, Black fish goop on Danny’s chin, Scary clowns with their guns all ablaze, and folks get thrown through high windows, Everybody knows A Batmobile with jet exhaust Helps to make the season bright, Catwoman flips, cracks, and struts through the pain, Walken won't sleep well tonight He knows that Batman’s on his way, He's loaded lots of neat new weapons that don't slay And every Gotham goon will stop and whine To see ask setting clowns on fire counts as "fine" And so we’re offering this simple phrase from Burton back in ninety-two, Although it’s been said many times, many ways, It's a nightmare dressed in latex at the zoo