The Rita Minute 3: Happy Birthday, Mista Steel!

It's December 24th, and you know what that means: it's Mista Steel's birthday, and it's up to Rita to make it the best birthday ever in a star-studded special that includes both of Juno's friends and some people who are lukewarm about him. Can Rita put together the ultimate birthday party in thirty minutes? Maybe! Is Juno's birthday really on the 24th? This episode is not canon and the Martian calendar is famously inconsistent, so I don't know, what do you think!Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your journey.(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of the episode description.)We'd like to thank our Patreon supporters, without whom The Penumbra Podcast would not be possible. Thank you so, so much. A list of those heroes can be found at the bottom of this page: http://www.thepenumbrapodcast.com/about/We are a small team that currently relies on fan donations to keep food on our plates and buy us time to create this show, and so we mean it literally when we say we could not do this without you. If you'd like to contribute to that Patreon, get some rewards, and keep making the Penumbra a reality, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/thepenumbrapo...Attribution:Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license.http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode“ding.wav” by Corsica_S http://freesound.org/people/Corsica_S/sounds/91926“Dropped plastic bottle.wav” by JacquelineKohrs150067 http://freesound.org/people/JacquelineKohrs150067/sounds/326673“Clothing_ShirtsandPants_Rustling.wav” by duckduckpony http://freesound.org/people/duckduckpony/sounds/204016Trigger warnings:GunfireExplosions and references to explosivesDeception and gaslightingShoutingSudden loud noisesFor early and ad-free episodes, production scripts, commentary tracks, blooper reels, livestreams with the creators, and much more, you can find The Penumbra Podcast: SPECIAL EDITION at: https://thepenumbrapodcast.supercast.com(In old episodes, you will often hear us mention Patreon, which was our old platform and is no longer live. Please feel free to ignore!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.