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EPISODE · Feb 23, 2026 · 1H 9M

"The Roster" With Sydney Kane

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"The Roster" With Sydney Kane In which we learn about the world of “dollification.” It’s the last week of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the great Sydney Kane: actor, singer, and creator of the musical comedy special ‘Wife Material.’ Sydney will be reading as Stella*, a 44-year-old research queen with an impressively organized sex life (complete with incredible nicknames for all her regular hookups). Tune in to hear tales of red rooms and iPad cheating from this hilarious sexpert. *Not Stella’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:18: Our guest: Sydney Kane00:41: The woes of situationships18:33: Our business: “Stella”21:35: First Things First: “Varsity-level stuff”25:12: Best I Ever Had: “Country Boy Toy”32:18: Worst Ex: “I was dick-matized”41:28: The One Who Got Away: “He matched my freak”51:17: Places and Spaces: “We met between acts”52:52: Red Flags: “It almost felt performative”54:48: Circling Back: “He went to Sephora”59:58: Status Update: “Monetize my horniness” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at ⁠[email protected]⁠. Follow Sydney on IG and TikTok! ⁠https://www.instagram.com/sydneymorgankane/⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@sydneymorgankane⁠ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Sydney KaneSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠⁠⁠⁠. CONNECTInstagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ ⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠ ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠⁠⁠⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠ ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The Roster" With Sydney Kane In which we learn about the world of “dollification.” It’s the last week of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the great Sydney Kane: actor, singer, and creator of the musical comedy special ‘Wife Material.’ Sydney will be reading as Stella*, a 44-year-old research queen with an impressively organized sex life (complete with incredible nicknames for all her regular hookups). Tune in to hear tales of red rooms and iPad cheating from this hilarious sexpert. *Not Stella’s real name, but definitely her real stories Today’s episode includes … 00:18: Our guest: Sydney Kane00:41: The woes of situationships18:33: Our business: “Stella”21:35: First Things First: “Varsity-level stuff”25:12: Best I Ever Had: “Country Boy Toy”32:18: Worst Ex: “I was dick-matized”41:28: The One Who Got Away: “He matched my freak”51:17: Places and Spaces: “We met between acts”52:52: Red Flags: “It almost felt performative”54:48: Circling Back: “He went to Sephora”59:58: Status Update: “Monetize my horniness” If you have business you’d like to submit, hit us up at ⁠[email protected]⁠. Follow Sydney on IG and TikTok! ⁠https://www.instagram.com/sydneymorgankane/⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@sydneymorgankane⁠ Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June JensenGuest: Sydney KaneSupervising producer: Justin SaylesAdditional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin GayleVideo editing and production: Kayla TalleySocial: Sasha Ashall and Austin GayleArt direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya ZenierisMotion design: Skull Closet StudioAdditional motion design support: Chris CalletonTheme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license from ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://premiumbeat.com⁠⁠⁠⁠. CONNECTInstagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ ⁠TikTok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@noneofmybusiness.pod⁠ ⁠Sophia's Twitter: ⁠⁠x.com/1followernodad⁠ ⁠Sophia's Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/sgbenoit⁠⁠⁠⁠Kelsey's TikTok: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@kelseyjunejensen⁠ ⁠Kelsey's Instagram: ⁠⁠instagram.com/kelseyjunejensen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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