I'm making your way in the world today. Takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries. Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you really know your name. Come on, let's go. I'll do respect this to Chef.
And it's always. It's a thing I'll forget. I don't like looking to try. I just see how I really creep me out.
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Be sure to write a comment, share with your friends, and thank you for listening. This is episode 223. Generally. What was your wife's voice?
What up? About 1,000 outside floor. It's your boy, J. Joe.
Sometimes you want to go. Where everybody knows your name? Man, the rest of the piece that George went, aka Norm. Man, that's another icon from our growing up.
Another great white. Man, there was a lot of white people on TV back in the day. Man, y'all got any memories? It was just a great white.
Well, you better say something after white. It was a great white. Great white. I like the shark.
Yeah. No, I like the fact that it's my grace. Your whites. He was not a great white.
He was a solid crocheter. You're almost solid, man. They say that you don't know. Oh, love.
No, because they yelled his name when he walked into the bar. You got like what? To me nominations. He saw.
He saw. He saw. No, man. He's not.
He was sad when Norm died. The old DiCaprio is like a great white. Like, what's the name of who plays? Harrison Ford is a great white.
Norm is not a great white. Cheers is my conic television. If we had to do a power ranking of Cheers characters, it's like what is it? Number one is probably Sam.
You said dancing ended up being problematic. Number two is probably who's number two on Cheers. I'm the Cheers power. I'm probably Kelsey, really.
Woody. Oh, he's got to be a good one. To me, it's Woody. Woody's number two to me, but then after that Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar up there.
Oh, because I had a lot of money like top five in his own show. He can't be. I'm just a white treasure. That's my go to bed.
That's my go to bed. Don't you? What do you say? I'm in more.
Carlos up there before Norm. Oh, sorry. Norm was just cool because I said Norm. That's a vibe though.
He always said funny shit. We walked to the store. But Norm is also probably like the most relatable of the characters because he was just the white drunk that sat on the stool and he was just talking shit. I think it was a little bit of a pryth.
Yeah. I hate him. I was a real big man. So like Cheers was kind of like a match for me.
Like it was more of a marker. And so like I've never really got into it. It came either on right before or right after some favorite show. I might as well show it.
So like I can't really see it. But I never really followed it. You know what I'm saying? I got a few minutes, I've been in passing, but that was it.
The funny part is you can always tell when someone was kind of born or whatever they were born in based on when they watched it. What time did you watched Cheers? I thought I'd show it at night. It was like nine o'clock.
Yeah. Yeah. So it would go Cheers. Night Court?
Was it Night Court right around that time? No, the lineup was a guys show. Different world. Cheers.
L.A. law. No, no, no. That's what Night Court was going to be seeing for some reason.
Night Court was on NBC, but it came on Wednesday. I meant to say Night Court. Night Court went on top. No, Night Court was on NBC, but it came on Wednesday.
I don't know why I remember still remember that, but. I mean, who do the Thanos? The love of White Show's digging. That'll be easy for me.
All time shows. We're going to cut off. We're going to have a cut off before the HBO era because then we started getting initiated. It's just not in there.
We're talking about TV. Right. Right. TV.
Oh, yeah. That's fine. I feel. I feel.
I love. Yeah. You got that. You must don't fuck with trying to feel.
But I'm just trying to think. I'm trying to expand like history and think if sign failed. I feel kind of sitting on the top sitcoms in history. What do y'all write the Andy Griffith Show?
So Andy Griffin is 50, it's like 1965. Like if you watch the Andy Griffith Show, which if you got a parent of that age, they love the Andy Griffith Show. My parents love the Andy Griffith Show. So my mom still watched that.
She can watch that shit all day. And it is funny. It's funny by 60 standards. So I think Andy Griffith Show probably up there too.
You got you got motherfucking. You got Magnum. You got Matlock. What am I talking about?
Matlock. Matlock. Matlock. Because we're not that age, but Andy Griffith Show was a big deal.
Murder she wrote in the heated of motherfucking night. And then like. And then he didn't like a white show? Yeah.
Hold on. I'm a problem. That might be a bad show. They just have birds in on there.
No, if your momma was. No, hit the white skin lady from Bolden Black the Beautiful. What's the name? She was on all the way.
Yeah. One way on. I'm gonna get you sucked. Yeah.
I mean anyway, I'm so far from included. I mean, because I think so. I mean, come on. Why so far?
Oh my grandma. How's that? You doing? You're doing the rest of this and building the beautiful.
You definitely watch the young and the rest of the beautiful. I had a stick with Dallas nigga. I'm like, because it's very likely to. General Hospital.
If I stayed with my grandmothers during the summer. Every year. Yes. We were all watching a very racist program without knowing.
But did you have the Duke's hazer car? You fucking right. I had that. We walked around the general league with the Confederate flag on it.
And I would never let my kids have someone to confederate flag on my ass. Never. We're like, yeah. So you.
Oh, well. We never really. He's coming in. He's coming in.
He's coming in. He's coming in. And even on. Listen, I'll never fail.
He's coming for a very. You guys should like. She's like Bonanza. Like this.
All right. Let's take them out of the company. Yeah. Like three's company was solid because.
You got to chop this shit up. You got to chop this shit up. There's no one here. Archie Bunker.
I didn't realize. Oh, yeah. Archie Bongos. Archie Bongos.
Archie's. Hey, what's up? I was like Mama from Mama's family. Hey, that's got to be chef.
That's got to be chef. That's got to be chef. I still watch Mama's family. Maybe K.I.B.
I guess my mama's shit. That was one of the hardest. That if it's out of came after it. What did they wear to jail?
Proper files. No, no, no, no. Damn. They was in the gym.
Jail jail prison. Barney. Barney Miller. Yeah.
That was all I got to do. I don't think I've ever heard about it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
I've never seen it. Barney Miller has the hardest theme song. It's like one of the top three things songs to me for a show. I never knew that that's my mama was a real show.
They're like, what? Dude, I'm Barney Miller was on that's my mama. Yeah, I just thought that's my mama was some shit coming to America. I made up.
No, that's a real show. He was also buddy. Goodrich on that special episode of Family Matters. No, I watched Family Matters.
I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. That's a negative.
Carl tried to fight. He was famous and he tried to fight him. Sounds poor. That's a Barney Miller shit.
Yeah. That's a good one. It's strange. Is it all instrumental?
Like a nigga? It's all instrumental. It's all instrumental. It's nothing.
It ain't hitting like that taxi though. The taxi goes hard. He'll steal street blues nigga. He'll steal street blues.
Go hard too. He'll steal street blues. He's even a kid about it. He's gonna fuck around.
He'll yell out TV shows. The front of the party is the only watch TV, the TV shows. And they all have no things, songs. He'll have no things because it takes up too much of the time for the earring.
They just want to watch a regular nigga. I don't even understand. You don't even want to watch famous people do shit. You watching a nigga who is in your same position talk about shit that he don't know shit about.
That's all I mean. That was like new born babies. You just want to turn them on and be like damn man you missed everything. It's like you were born today.
They were like every fucking day. That left. Nah. If you're coming fuck.
Being at the end of the train is not sweet. No I mean fair. We gotta podcast the part about probably. The people love these type of topics though.
You're gonna get all type of show recommendations tomorrow. They're not even fucking about Ryan Clark. None of that shit that we say. They're gonna be like oh dude you missed night right on.
That's what they're scared about. This is what they talk to the when they talk to the podcast when they were like we talking and they talk back and they were like maybe you missed second switch. I like to the boss too. My fuck is like I think it's so funny the way that chef says monsters.
He says monsters. Yes he does. I guess I have to be an idiot. Oh my god.
The monsters also do show by the way. Awesome show. I took my little cousin to the cigar place the other day yesterday. Before the game started.
He is 26. So we went to the bar and when I was leaving this old nigga was like you from Detroit. And I was like no maybe any like same thing. I was like alright.
Alright nigga. Sorry. And the end is kind of Detroit like. He said it so fast.
I was like what? No nigga. So just with him good he loves us. I was like what do I had on some shorts in a.
Hey I got a question about Detroit and none of us are from Detroit but y'all might be able to help me out. So you know how Detroit niggas is always buying shit from Canada right? Or whatever they got their relationship with Canada. So the news put me up on geography.
I'm not good with geography. So they go south to get the shit from Canada or they go north. I think it's like a little bit of a nestled across the middle of something. If I get the cross I'm going to get the stuff.
You got to cross a little bit of water to the right. The right of the bridge somewhere I think. It's to the right or south right? Because there's a spot south that's Canada.
I got to ask that I remember to have mentioned this. It's the winter is not going to look it up because you got me thinking. Oh it is. Oh that's crazy it is.
You're right. I know that. American geography is crazy though. You realize none of this shit is drawn to scale for real.
It's southeast. Yeah. I didn't know that I wasn't something new today. Shut up the junkyard band.
Shout out to Windsor Canada. They let you drink there when you was young. So it's cool. We have one more.
We have one more. J. J. Oh, yeah.
It's obvious. I want to take a new CD. It's okay. Don't mind my brain.
Let's go to New Orleans news. So, okay. All right. Anyway, some escape convicts that escape the New Orleans Parish jail.
Yeah. So prison and New Orleans 11 inmates got behind like a toilet or something. So, so 11 of them got out. They didn't realize it's like the next morning.
So they got like a seven hour hit start. After time they found out it was like an inside job. So they arrested one nigga in the prison. Hopefully he has a good lawyer.
I would just say that they threaten my life and hopefully they don't, you know, get that nigga. But let me make a escape. As of right now, I think they've gotten six and five are still on the lamb. So right now if you find one of them niggas, it is a $20,000 reward.
So that's it. That's up. It was 10. Right.
Yeah. Yeah. Like five and crime stoppers, 5000 from like the local police, they say some like 10 from the FBI. A chick found one of them didn't they?
And they got, they got the 10. But now it's 20. I'll be pissed off. Right.
So they recently found one nigga that was asleep, sleep on a bench when they go inside behind the snowball stand. So in New Orleans, it's a crazy place because nobody's really scared of the inmates, even though they're not going to be in the middle of the night. Yeah. Yeah.
I can work with the other nigga who killed the cop who ran him over, but we'll get to that next. So the question is, right? Cause everybody keeps talking about how, oh, they got to be out the country about now. What would y'all do?
How would y'all, I guess what would y'all strategy be if y'all were the niggas that I got out of jail? So, you go ahead. I think this. I was going to say, you know, I watch a lot of like true crime shows and all this kind of stuff.
And generally people get caught up because they follow their own patterns like they're normally called at a family member's house and someone near their home or whatever. I think today is so hard to do cause there's so many cameras and devices like your phone picking off the tower and all that. I would just try to get somewhere like a probably a major city with a lot of black people where I could just try to like blend in whatever the next. I mean, if you in jail in the one that you probably know somebody close by, whatever, you gonna have to make that this kind of stuff first.
I do something bad. You can't sit still and you can't be too live. You know what I'm saying? Like I saw some videos today where they got to walk through the streets all together and it looks like still in prison uniforms.
Maybe that's when they first got out of whatever. But like I'm definitely splitting off in the rest of the crew because people could be moving sloppy and doing something to get you jammed or whatever. I'm gonna, I read just say my best shot by myself. So when one of the young niggas went to his homeboy's house and got on live and was like, hey, nigga, yeah, fresh out.
They got his ass. They got another nigga in the French quarter. So I don't know if a nigga was on Burbank Street trying to blend in, but nigga, they ain't not but police say cameras on Burbank Street. So that was another.
Yeah, especially for the incident. Yeah. So my thing was your family probably isn't going to help you. Like you don't want to, uh, incriminate them by trying to get them to aid in a bid to ass.
So I would, I would try to get to the closest fucking laundromat, still a nigga clothes after out to dry up, you know what I'm saying? Like it's got to change clothes. If not, I'm gonna find some way to turn my, uh, prison suit into a short set because we think like a dangerous kid or the shit. You don't ever think about a nigga with shorts on.
So that's true. I don't like. I would say we're facing things up. So I don't know man, but I think it's like it's easiest, I think it's easier to say it than trying to like avoid a city full of niggas trying to get a reward of your ass and police.
You're going to get called. They got cameras everywhere. I, I'd break out and just try to give me a little piece of sweet pung tang. Give me a steak glass of wine and be like, give me some pussy in my body.
All the, all the people be talking to people from inside the prison. They got all type of women. Like, you know what I get out of here. They talk to them.
They're like to rock up. There's entire Reddit, Reddit groups of people that's locked up like today. Yeah, that's true. I would trust nobody.
Yes, you go give it a, we talk about New Orleans women in the thing that they, they just, they just stoned the biggest. Go ahead and get you on some of that. That's rank and caught him caught him. Polish right.
My thing is, call the police, but let me, let me, let me have a steak. Let me have a little drink with you and enjoy myself for, give me 48 hours. See, I said call the police because there's a thing. I ain't got no money.
That's why you got to get no, no, no. Okay. No, no, no, no. Because you call the police call crime stoppers.
You can get that award right back to where I was right. Right. We stopped. You got a leverage on 20 grand.
Yeah. The bad. You're going back anyway. Right.
Just stop and stop and get me a honey pack on the way home. Yeah. On the way to the door. Give me 48 hours of freedom before I have to go back and deal with this because that doesn't go out to you because I'm too scary to leave anyway.
And I'm not doing all of that. Like you want me to like go to Mexico and like try to get across the border like in a disguise? Nobody gets out from that fucking shit. They might come to you.
I don't know about you. They don't know about you. Mexico. So I'm gonna be homeless man in Mexico.
I don't know man. I'm actually, I might eventually turn myself in. Like after like a couple of days like a week like, all right. I really got no where to live and nothing like that.
I'm gonna be fucking out. I might as well go back to the prison and just play. I ain't got no money. I ain't got no homeless.
At least I got a roof over my head. I can't get enough. You muted yourself shit. They gonna catch me.
I'm gonna go try to do it. I'm gonna go try to visit somebody in prison as a breakout. Like go see what the niggas are. I'm gonna go try to visit the man.
Like I'm noticing I'm gonna go visit a man. I'm noticing I'm not even here visiting. Right. I'm gonna go back.
Good luck. Good luck guys. I mean, but I hope for the best with the young man who killed the cop. I mean, I'm killed the family of the cop that killed his people because I want you to have a good life.
So maybe he goes to Mexico. Maybe he has money stashed away from him. Are you all familiar with the father who killed the cop? I'm a kid.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For those who don't know, cop killed us young man.
Then they have like video footage of it. Like he's what he got there on the scene. Pulled his gun out in 2.3 seconds and blah blah blah. Anyway, he was undercover and didn't even announce himself as a cop.
So the boy's father waited. It wasn't even that went too long. Like the cop didn't take any time off. Then he goes back and work like that next week as like a crossing guard or some shit and the father just ran into go.
No, no, it wasn't the same person. I wasn't the same cop. It was. I thought he just killed a cop.
He just killed a cop. Oh, that's not good. Oh, that ain't true. Here you go.
Life ain't very good. What's up? Yeah, dude, he just wanted to get somebody. So he just saw the person he could.
Oh man, that's just a random man. They're just doing his job, man. Right. He just ran into go and he can't do that now.
Oh, so the whole time he thought it was like the same dude. Yeah, I thought they didn't get to get the same dealages. No, no, no. He was literally the next day.
He got the first copy saw on his drive home and point to theirs. That ain't good. I mean, I don't think none of it's cool. I mean, if we play that kind of fix at all, it's all pretty fucked up.
It's more of like a John T-thing if he actually killed a dude that killed his son. No, that would be perfect. Right, that's what I'm saying. But if I put the same logic against the dude in the Orleans who killed the cop's family, I mean, they didn't do anything either.
I'm tomato tomato. I'm so happy this came up organically. I've been trying to talk about kids that I don't fuck with on this podcast for like a month. Right.
So I never liked the little Nick who played John Q. Right. Oh, no. I never liked the nigga who played in fucking Hurricane.
Who also played with the C's. He had like a big, he got like a little and stitch in the face. He got like a round ass face. He's the spread out.
He also used to do like some commercial, some dot com commercial back in the day. Man, then they get some of my nerves. But it was all triggered by. I've seen this little boy who his mama makes them all this like Tom Hall steaks and all this food.
He's like, Hey, mom. I did. He's from New Orleans, right? Huh?
He's from New Orleans, right? Yeah, they're from New Orleans. Hey, mom. He got done.
That nigga needs a male role model in his life. Like that's an all boo-boo now that's in that nigga, girl hips and like 10 like anything. It's like a free analysis. You know what I'm saying?
Like all that little nigga do is eat like they dress a little bit like for doors and shit. Like you said hips. I think it's not easy. Don't have to.
I think it went on. Thank you. Jennifer. What's up, Dave?
Jay Hood show. Jennifer Hudson, another person who get on my nerves is this man that little nigga on my nerves and it's not as far as my fault, but still people because he has this. So he has this. What you can have like.
Listen, so the mama he's shit. I can tell she got with his white man because I'm sure he's taken care of this is before they got famous. So at first she used to just post herself and him a little bit, but it's a white man. I'm saying, I'm just a Mr.
Mr. Jim was taking care of her and a little boy. White man. He's not like a track of white man.
You can definitely tell that she's using this nigga to like house her. Is he old man? Old old. He's probably in the 50s.
So when this old let me feed my son. Nigga lots to shrimp every day. Start to catch on. You stop seeing him.
You start seeing him less and less and less and less. You got to like scroll that like to begin a TikTok to find that white man. Mr. Jim a 10 wavy is man.
But you know, that's not the same as like a black man being like girl, why you you're feeling this nigga? How much time of hot steaks cost? You know what I'm saying? That nigga need to go outside and like run around outside.
But it is what it is. Y'all love it because y'all keep sending that motherfucker to my inbox. And I think I only saw the video that you posted. I don't like it when they raised people to pussyholes.
So raise the people. What? Raise the people pussyholes. Pussyholes?
That's what pussyholes. Yeah, but you said it in a way it sounded as an L in there as well. So it's a little funny. There were no L on pussyholes.
That's what I'm saying. It's like the way that you say it. It's like pussyholes a little bit. Exactly.
It's the way that he's saying it. He's saying it in the other way. The same thing that's just more silly. Nelly tried to tell y'all about it.
Pussyhole. Nice and Caribbean. That's what I'm saying. I said that the other Haitians say she's like they was a sweetie.
Yeah, we saw that shout out to the Haitians who went and did stuff and talking to you on the internet. We saw you. Oh, there was a holiday. It was like Haitian Independence.
It was like a flag day was Sunday in his face. I'm not sure what it's about. I fuck with Haitians and Haitian foods. What's that?
Here's what I eat a soup. John? I know they do it on New Year's Eve. I know they do it on New Year's Eve.
I know they do it on New Year's Eve. I know they do it on New Year's Eve. I know they do it on New Year's Eve. I know they do it on New Year's Eve.
They get pumpkin soup. Got it. Delicious. And they get pickles.
I like pickles too. Pickles be good. I'm getting up creative for that. And Greo.
That's it. I think Greo is like a hard-to-out. I think it's like for our poor. They're going to go correct me.
You know they will. Pussyhole. I'm just trying to make a transition. You could have said RG3.
And then you've been in front of RG3. It's fun. It's fun. We're just having a chat.
Okay. They don't mean I don't think highly of Andrew's and Caitlin Clark. I think they're both SARS, elite athletes. I was just trying to make a funny y'all.
Don't bother me. Don't send me no message. Don't bother me. Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Don't bother me. Don't bother me. Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Don't bother me. Don't bother me. Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Don't bother me if you don't. Don't bother me. He didn't get bothered.
You're right. He didn't get bothered. I definitely got bothered boy. He didn't get bothered boy.
You know the implication? What aboutissette 3 months ago? Speaking of pussy, let me be talking about we call wood. You're not though.
You're my dog. Andrew Reese and Caitlin Clark have played each other last Sunday. Good game. Not really.
It was pretty much a thrashing by the Indiana fever where we really put together a nice wide shots that put it out of. put gave Angel Reese a hard foul. This isn't new. They have given each other hard fouls over time.
They have what you would call a rivalry in that they don't like each other, not because the team is necessarily comfortable. As a result, once again sparked the whole race war conversation between Angel Reese and Caitlyn Cartridge, which I hate, and then people came out with commentary. RD3, who is a pussy hoe. I didn't make it up.
I heard that pussy hoe. Maybe it's a Florida fan. It might be even Caribbean thing. Yeah, so RD3 had commentary.
I'm not going to pull it up because I don't care what that gets. Ultimately, his stance was pro Caitlyn Clark and anti-Angel Reese. I don't know, you have additional context on RD3. Before you get to RD3, before he even gets into the conversation, what do you think about what happened?
The foul? Yeah, because it was controversial. RD3 even said anything. I thought it was so the reaction was overreaction to me, to be honest.
I'm pro Angel, although I am a fan of the fever. I thought it was just it didn't seem like an overly rough foul to me. It was just a foul. The reaction was like, are you fucking crazy?
Or are you fucking crazy or something like that? It seemed like an overblown reaction to a pretty typical rough foul. What even a flagrant foul? So you don't think it was a flag or what?
No. I thought it was just a like, it wasn't like she's like, I tried to knock her off her block or something like that. It looked like it was controlled, in fact. But the thing is, if y'all don't meet this point, I'm not even fair.
So I had bias, but I did think it was an overreaction. Even with my exclusive bias, this pro-black and anti-like, it was still like, oh no, man. This feels like a stretch. You think it was a flagrant one, five seconds?
Oh no, go ahead again. I don't know. I didn't, I saw it, but I don't remember the recall. But, I mean, call the foul, whatever.
That's what the rest and stuff are there for. Like, you're not going to legislate that from the floor or whatever. So it is what it is. And they do have this certain cheerfulness about them.
They keep, you know, someone going to put them in the media. So it's something there. I don't think this is deep as what I did. He's talking about flagrant.
I can go either way. I wouldn't be mad. I mean, you know, I have a verbal 90s basketball. So today's basketball.
Yes, it was a player in one and like just regular ass, like back basketball back when I was back while it was just a hard file. But in today's what they would call it. Yeah, they it was a flagrant one. I didn't think they were going to give her the flagrant because she they went, they called the foul and then they went and looked at it again.
But the fact that Angel pushed Alia Boston, I thought that they weren't going to give her the flagrant for that reason because they missed that call. I thought they were going to make that up. And we're not going to give it a flagrant because we missed that call. And that's really what caused the hard file was the push.
And because they missed that call, that's why Caitlin filed. Angel, but I personally don't think it was a flagrant. I mean, even without the push, I was like, it's not like she like gave her a forearm shiver to the neck or something like that. I mean, of course, yeah, it wasn't ball.
I mean, clearly she didn't give a fuck if it was a following out, but she didn't stand over and it wasn't with Malice. So I don't think it needed to be a flagrant. That's how I felt too. And it's also, I just think that white, white folks like to play it up as a race thing when it shouldn't really be that I don't even see Caitlin.
Caitlin Clark's not like she's called out the fact several times that she understands how she's perceived. And she also understands the contributions of black women to the WNBA and how they didn't really get a lot of credit in birthing the WNBA making it what it is to this point. So she's done. She's not a problematic person.
She's an extremely hard competitor. Yeah, I mean, the media has made this a racial thing. What they do, right? So all the way back when it was when they were playing for a national championship game in college, right?
It was basically the big bad blacks against the, you know, the the undriven snow, white team. And that's just kind of how it was. And because that's how it was framed, it just kind of spilled over right. And I think that maybe some white people haven't gotten past that, you know what I'm saying?
Especially because others you won. So I think that then she went to, you know, white ass Indiana that didn't help any, you know, with situations because I know how y'all are. So, you know, I think it's just got to play itself out. You're gonna have to find a new villain's a new storyline in the WNBA before this goes anywhere.
And why would you do that? Why would you do that? I was talking to J. Gats in the day.
I was like, what? He's like, we were talking about it. And I was like, why? Angel herself has come out and said that she she's going to be the villain because it's good for the WNBA.
So if she says it's good for the W, the W knows is good for the W. The teams know it's good for revenue. Who was incentivized to stop it? Like everybody's eating off of the controversy.
Like, we're the only ones that are getting up and I was like, J, you're the only one that's getting up in arms about it because you think that this isn't a show. Like, this is all rasseling. Like, they do this shit because this makes money. Makes a lot of money.