The Scroll of the Coward

Send us Fan MailThe Scroll of the Coward: Facing the Heavy Truth 🛡️🧀📖"A comfortable lie is heavy to carry... But the truth is light."Sir Chucklenugget is in his absolute element, standing on a sturdy oak table at the Glugging Gargoyle tavern and telling his favorite story! He regales the gasping crowd with the legendary tale of his ancestor, Sir Reginald Iron-Pants, who supposedly fought off thousands of monsters from the Great Goblin Army completely alone for three days and three nights. The village erupts in cheers for the bravest knight who ever lived!But the very next day, while cleaning out the dusty castle attic, Sir Chucklenugget stumbles over a loose floorboard and finds the private diary of Sir Iron-Pants himself. As he reads the real account of that fateful night, the smile slides off his face like a fried egg on a greasy plate. The legend is a giant lie! Fearing his family name will be ruined, a panicked Chucklenugget holds the book out over the fireplace, determined to burn the history to save the legend.Suddenly, Nolan, the tiny three-inch-tall Gnome Knight, commands him to stop! Nolan shares a magnificent piece of wisdom: a comfortable lie is far too heavy to carry every day, but the truth is light. Once you drop the lie, you are finally free.In this kids story podcast episode, Sir Chucklenugget finds the ultimate courage—the bravery to face the truth. He marches back to the tavern and reads the real diary aloud to the entire village:The Pantry Trap: Sir Iron-Pants didn't fight at all! He went to the kitchen for a snack to calm his nerves, got stuck inside the pantry when the doorknob fell off, and spent the battle eating cheese in the dark.The Sandstone Melt: The goblin army didn't flee from a whirlwind of steel; they ran away because they were made of sandstone-dust and a massive rainstorm threatened to turn them into mud-puddles!Instead of mocking him, the village breaks into roars of laughter and loves the ancestor even more for being an accidentally victorious snacker! Wizzlethorp reminds the knight that it takes a great deal of courage to fight a dragon, but it takes even more courage to destroy a legend to save the truth.Support the show