The self is a gut-hole - the first podcast ever made

Hello, how are you and, if I may be so bold — what’s this? We’ve got BREAKING NEWS that former Radioshack employee and current media mogul Alex Dobrenko has just dropped a public episode of his new podcast Are Both True? onto the internet.*puts finger up to ear and listens really close* Yes, I am being told that the audio has been sent directly to us at Both Are True (no affiliation) with a little note that says “play this on the air.”Well now THIS is something new, isn’t it Ron?Ron: Now that’s the understatement of the year Suzy. Won’t be needing my second cup of coffee this morning after this absolutely electric bit of news!!Suzy: Ok folks, well here’s the audio have a listen and enjoy. CUTSuzy: What the f**k Ron?Ron: What? Suzy: Stop talking about coffee on the air. Ron: What?Suzy: Every day you bring coffee into the segment and then promote Ron’s Robes and Roasters -Ron: “The only place you can buy a hot cup of joe AND the robe to go with it.” Suzy: " - and the robe to go with it.”Ron: It’s a great tagline. Suzy: No one wants to buy robes and coffee together Ron. Ron: *stares dead into the camera* Not with that attitude.I’ll be doing most of these audio podcasts behind the paywall, so if you’d like to listen to them all AND read all the essays, participate in all the comment sections for paid subscribers, and tell your friends that you’re supporting a frankly unwell writer named Alex Dobrenko, become a paid subscriber TODAY:Comments * What do you think?* What do you feel?* Fav joke on the podcast today?* Any topics you’d like me to discuss on future episodes of the podcast?* * * Is Ron’s Robes and Roasters a hit or a mega hit? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit botharetrue.substack.com/subscribe