The Shallow Gene Pool Show 25 April 26 2008

New up-scale housing development style humane prison in Canberra Jewish immigrant to Israel have to prove they are Jewish prior to getting married Man keep his dead wife at home as furniture Ecoterrorists burn more mansions Woman who dyes her poodle pink fined Arab man beheads baby nephew Woman send to jail over overdue library book Kenyan evolution display upsets local clergy Maryland veterans museum had live rocket on display Florida man accused of sexually assaulting his daughter more than 350 times Illegal for adults to French kiss children in Virginia Amazon.com censoring negative reviews about Dianetics Street preacher arrested in Salem for Halloween protest by overzealous police Maryland police refuse to pay speeding tickets Moses high on mind altering drugs when he wrote the ten commandments Convert to tea pot cult sent to jail in Malasia Child molester jumps off courthouse after conviction Teachers banned form social networking site to prevent pedophilia Five year old children committed crime by kissing Man walk out of U.K. operation over dead rat Teen kill father over MySpace restriction Mayor resigns after confessing abduction by Satanists U.K. to send lesbian back to Iran for execution Police officer convicted of killing police dog   N.Y four year old handcuffed for not taking a nap RedShift Award   Rep. Tim Couch of Kentucky - idiotic internet bill Denver Public Schools – expanding gifted classes by lowering standards STD study claiming one in four teens infected MANATEE COUNTY, Florida – Prosecuting a 93 year old man in prostitution sting