The Sharp Tooth Demon Hiding Inside Of Your Lady's Vagina - NEW EPISODE

🚨 On Today’s ShowA romantic getaway turns into a biohazard when a fiancé literally shits the bed… multiple times.Courtroom chaos returns with Judge Bitch vs. Mouthy Defendant.Warning signs your girlfriend might have a sharp-toothed demon in her vagina (you’ve been warned).Plus: responding to an online hater in the most poetic, vicious way possible.Tim dives into one of the most insane reality TV sagas ever:Lisa travels to Nigeria to meet her fiancé DanielImmediately poisons herself with local food and unleashes explosive chaosRepeated overnight accidents lead to:But wait… it gets worse.The Confession Avalanche:She’s been married FIVE TIMESShe’s still legally marriedShe’s been in relationships with womenDaniel slowly realizes he’s in a green card fever dream👉 Somehow, shitting the bed wasn’t the dealbreaker.Another courtroom meltdown for the ages:Defendant refuses her lawyerClaims the court is fakeThinks it’s the year 2027Calls the judge:Outcome:👉 Judge orders a mental competency evaluation (shocking, I know).1. Easter Horror (California)Family finds human remains during an Easter egg huntYes… possibly a child skullEaster Bunny now officially a suspect2. Radioactive Egg Hunt (Germany)A vial labeled polonium-210 found in a gardenMassive emergency responseAuthorities: “This is definitely NOT a joke”3. Japan’s Festival of the Steel PhallusGiant penis parade (family-friendly!)Rooted in folklore about a vagina demon with teethCelebrates fertility, sex positivity, and… big decorative cocksListeners catching up after falling behindRFK Jr. checks in about soda conspiraciesA very accurate Stick Pussy / Hand Pussy impression🔒 Sideshow Exclusive episodes (including tomorrow!)💳 Memberships: monthly → lifetime🎙 Patreon perks (priority voicemail access + merch)💵 Sponsor an episode for $25👉 Sign up now: distortedview.comVoicemail: 206-666-4463Email: [email protected]💩 90 Day Fiancé From Hell⚖️ Judge Bitch Presiding🐰 Distorted News☎️ Voicemails💰 Support the Show📞 Get Involved