The Sovereign King of Saturn by Tennessee Wayne

[Verse 1] Come on now, Lil buddy, keep that rhythm on the tin The DMV is watching, but they ain’t coming in I’m a natural-born man, not a corporate entity I’ve got the common law and a jar of home brew Don't mess with me, Or I might lose my cool Sitting in my rocking chair by my own sovereign choice! [Chorus] When I am king, no more losers gonna break my stride I tell you my brother, when I am king, you'll take my side No kangaroo court gonna take our pride Take my body, take my head, take my feet I’m strong enough on my own, and the rhythm is sweet! [Verse 2] I saw it on the card, yeah, the price list in the hall Everything is legal when you’re standing ten feet tall I’ve been a roadie, I’ve been a star in the EU But I never had a brother, quite like you The tire factory closed, and the world went cold But our status is "secured"—that’s what I’ve been told. [Bridge] It’s all in the Uniform Commercial Code! Section 1-308! I don't consent, you see! I don't make contracts! I’m a king in a trailer, Not a pot to piss in, but at least I'm free! [Verse 5] Take my head, take my head, put it on a silver tray I’m a breakout star, but I’m staying here today All the pretty ladies, say we’re the one's they trust We got no time to mess around, it's written in the dust It’s so legal, all you people, it’s written in the sky No license to live, and no license to die! [Outro] I always wanted a brother... I always wanted a brother... Just like you. Get that feeling. Hit me baby one more time.