The tactics of a poisonous snake

Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Ian Irving dissect the Premier League weekend and look ahead to a crucial weekend in the Champions League for Man United and Spurs. Plus: Real on the rocks and Messi in a sling; Cobi Jones on the MLS playoff picture; and inside Sir Alex Ferguson’s en-suite bathroom RUNNING ORDER:  • PART 1a: Chelsea 2 - 2 United (2m 00s) • PART 1b: United v Juventus preview (10m 40s) • PART 2a: City 5 - 0 Burnley (14m 20s)   • PART 2b: Liverpool grind it out again (18m 00s) ?• PART 2c: Make or break for Spurs in the CL (20m 20s) • PART 3a: Messi injured, Real on the rocks - with Alvaro Romeo (27m 30s) ?• PART 3b: More Euro news and CL previews (32m 30s) • PART 3c: MLS news - with Cobi Jones (40m 40s) • PART 4a: Sir Alex Ferguson’s toilet (43m 10s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 00s)  GET IN TOUCH:?? • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.  Head to the Calm Zone ?PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special • Text the word FOOTBALL to 78070 and get yourself a free print copy of The Economist