The Taraminator

Michael & Logan return once more to recap Amazing Race Asia 5's fifth episode and visit to Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam! In this episode: Logan requests a harsher introduction. We describe the Roadblock as horrific. We add a sixth course, which is quickly made sinister thanks to Logan. Why did we see the Fast Forward? A former Survivor contestant joins us. Logan's coworkers have finally seen an episode of The Amazing Race. We talk about classic Fast Forwards. How did Tom & Anita screw over Alex & Will? Our roles reverse when it comes to telling Alex & Will apart. We avoid Dong jokes for once. Amazing Race Asia sets a new precedent. Logan tests Michael's colourblindness. We learn about Logan's family. We finally mention the unused and unaired Yield from last week. What will Michael's Amazing Race t-shirt say? What do you leave out for Vietnamese Santa Claus? Michael creates a detour. Why would it have been a good thing for everyone to attempt the Fast Forward? Logan has never seen Lost. We rank Reality TV vomits. Logan promises to learn a rap. Alex & Will need to go to pun school. Michael puts his foot down about having more rewritten songs appear on the podcast. What are the stereotypes for an Indonesian? What is Allan Wu afraid of? There's another outlandish Tara Basro hiding place. The Roadblock did not obtain the Louisiana Gravedigger seal of approval. Michael reveals a surprise that is waiting for Logan in Spain. Vietnam does have KFC, guys. Wu gets an acting role. There's more talk of Vietnam's traffic. How would we have dealt with the eating challenge? The Racers are ungrateful. The Bucket of Disappwuval is coined. What shows did the Racers watch in sequester? Just how well are Treasuri & Louisa doing? Was the leg prize rigged? One Racer checks into Rue Manor. One team has an obvious winners' edit. Logan is obsessed with Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. And Wu will be eliminated...next?