EPISODE · Aug 8, 2022 · 51 MIN
The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 4: Soddenly
from Fangfiction
Don't flame; there's no point!!!!1!!1! Tiaa is NOT a Mary Sue, CONFIRMED!!! She's really unhappy! Would you like her life???? Not at all! Now that that's been established, let's get on with the Chapter 4: La Push.After a status update on Thirds for Foster Parents, we dive straight into some chat. We discuss: what kind of vampire story we would write, why we don't do therapy (our reasons are really valid, you'll see), the one and only thing Lucy wants in all literature (three guesses what that might be), and the sexiness of having food all over your face.Tiaa heads to La Push to attend the party, but she really isn't feeling Mike Nooton. The Big Pink Cheerleaders get nasty, and Mike attempts to defend Tiaa but only draws attention to how it's what's uNdErNeAtH that counts. Embarrassed, Tiaa runs into the darkness to find... GOFFS! Friendship! Our favourite fanfic trope. Then, of course, Ewdard has to come along and ruin our joy by trying to eat his cake and have it too. Also, who remembers when promise rings were a thing?!You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @FangfictionPod, or check out our website https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/ to listen to episodes or find links to subscribe to Fangfiction in all the podcast places! You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's excellent fiction at https://h-ne.com/CONTENT WARNING: references to sexual assault. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.AUS: Lifeline 24-Hour Telephone Crisis Support 13 11 14 (24 hours)USA: 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988 (para ayuda en español, llame al 988) or text HELLO to 741741UK: National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK on 0800 689 5652 (open 24/7) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Don't flame; there's no point!!!!1!!1! Tiaa is NOT a Mary Sue, CONFIRMED!!! She's really unhappy! Would you like her life???? Not at all! Now that that's been established, let's get on with the Chapter 4: La Push.After a status update on Thirds for Foster Parents, we dive straight into some chat. We discuss: what kind of vampire story we would write, why we don't do therapy (our reasons are really valid, you'll see), the one and only thing Lucy wants in all literature (three guesses what that might be), and the sexiness of having food all over your face.Tiaa heads to La Push to attend the party, but she really isn't feeling Mike Nooton. The Big Pink Cheerleaders get nasty, and Mike attempts to defend Tiaa but only draws attention to how it's what's uNdErNeAtH that counts. Embarrassed, Tiaa runs into the darkness to find... GOFFS! Friendship! Our favourite fanfic trope. Then, of course, Ewdard has to come along and ruin our joy by trying to eat his cake and have it too. Also, who remembers when promise rings were a thing?!You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @FangfictionPod, or check out our website https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/ to listen to episodes or find links to subscribe to Fangfiction in all the podcast places! You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's excellent fiction at https://h-ne.com/CONTENT WARNING: references to sexual assault. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.AUS: Lifeline 24-Hour Telephone Crisis Support 13 11 14 (24 hours)USA: 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988 (para ayuda en español, llame al 988) or text HELLO to 741741UK: National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK on 0800 689 5652 (open 24/7) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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