The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 7: Lavender Man-fruit Thing

We're back!!! We took a little emergency break AGAIN, we're so sorry, but we're back!!! We start off talking about fan theories, then of course we are derailed by: The Road to El Dorado, hating the MCU in 2022, and the role of Amelie in the rise of the alt-right.We bumble through a recap before launching into Chapter 7: Surprises, and what surprises there were!Tiaa wakes up, unsure whether or not she really shotgunned Uncle Larry or if it was all a dream. She is somehow EVEN MORE beautiful and ethereal than before, so she is a vampire CONFIRMED. We meet a new friend with an excellent name, and have a run-in with a cheerleader. Ewdard comes along to ruin the fun, and things get RACY.Check out The Restricted Section, a pro-trans rights, raunchy podcast reading the Harry Potter books chapter by chapter. We were recently guests on their episode on Book 5, Chapter 4, and had an extremely good time.https://open.spotify.com/show/3KMGbaDOg7bGBcps4SOof7?si=7d6c47362eaf4aa9https://www.instagram.com/restrictedsectionpod/You can follow us on Instagram and Twitter @FangfictionPod, or check out our website https://fangfiction.transistor.fm/ to listen to episodes or find links to subscribe to Fangfiction in all the podcast places! You can also sign up for Lucy's Substack at https://lucyhagan.substack.com/ and read some of Zac's excellent fiction at https://h-ne.com/CONTENT WARNING: mentions of self harm and suicide. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.AUS: Lifeline 24-Hour Telephone Crisis Support 13 11 14 (24 hours)USA: 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988 (para ayuda en español, llame al 988) or text HELLO to 741741UK: National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK on 0800 689 5652 (open 24/7) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.