The Thing - 2011

The last of our The Thing Trilogy! Elicia barely survived, but she made it! Kate Lloyd (Mary E. Winstead) is Ellen Ripley re-incarnated and she's a bad ass! Is she an underrated, overlooked Final Girl? Might be our new favorite. We discuss the flight instinct differences for certain ethnicities. Lessons Learned: 1. Remember, it's always acceptable to "Nope" the f*%ck out of any shady situation, including a scientist with a vague mission in the middle of a frozen tundra. 2. Don't ever go alone with someone when you believe a killer is on the lose, whether it be human or creepazoid from outerspace. 3. Not brushing and flossing properly could save your life one day. 4. You can always "Nope" the f*%k out... 5. If you fall from a high distance, try to land on your chest, because apparently you can get right back up. 6. Always remember where your piercings are 7. In any situation where you are being attacked by anything: CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH!