The Time I (Very Much on Purpose) Scared My Son with a Whistle

Welcome to Nailing Jello to a Tree, the podcast where we try to pin down the unpinable. If you came for structure, you’re in the wrong place—and honestly, why would you expect it?Today’s episode is a cautionary tale… but not for me. It’s for my son. Because sometimes, parenting is about love, nurturing, and guiding your child through life’s challenges… and other times, it’s about reminding them that you are a chaotic force not to be underestimated.Buckle up, because today, we’re talking about how I expertly wielded a whistle to instill fear into my child’s soul.