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🔥 Episode SummaryToday’s episode spirals from fake vampire disorders and “trans leukemia” roleplay into a Walmart butt-eating confrontation, a McDonald’s fry contamination revenge plot, and a family receiving bonus human ashes inside an Amazon urn. Also: music designed specifically for fucking cars.Tim discovers a bizarre non-AI concept album devoted entirely to having sex with vehicles.Featured tracks include:“Wheels of Pussy”“Bitch Truck”“Bulldozer Sex”The full album is somehow real and fueled entirely by rage.Today’s cast of attention-seeking weirdos includes:The UV Vampire LadyDID TikTok Meltdown Girl“Trans Leukemia” CommunityTourette’s FakerA chaotic screaming match erupts between two shoppers:One man loudly announces:Woman insists:Repeating the same sentence over and over becomes a battle strategyPure Walmart poetry.Meet today’s newest screaming internet lunatic:Accuses:Constantly screaming about:Essentially a schizophrenic Sam KinisonDV may have found a new recurring favorite.A Massachusetts McDonald’s night manager is facing charges after:stuffing fries into her mouthspitting into the containerserving them to her ex-girlfriend through the drive-thruThe victim unknowingly ate the revenge fries before discovering the viral video online. Romance is dead.A California family ordered urns for their grandfather’s cremated remains and discovered:one urn already contained ashesAmazon initially treated it as a “used item return”customer service suggested they simply keep or discard the mystery remainsThe family now hopes to reunite the random ashes with the original owner’s relatives. Meanwhile, Tim suggests whoever returned the urn probably didn’t care THAT much.Dick Delaware update:“Autistic” workplace slip-up:Katie Souza discussion continues“I ate his butt and I’m gonna do it again.”🎟 Become a Sideshow member at distortedview.com❤️ Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview💰 Sponsor an episode:📧 [email protected]🌐 distortedview.com☎️ Voicemail: 206-666-4463📱 Text line: 4-Hairy-CuntToday’s episode features fake cancer identities, revenge fast food contamination, screaming Walmart homosexuals, and vehicular intercourse music. In other words: classic DV.🚗 Faster Than Sex: The Car-Fucking Album🧛 Fake Disorder Theater Returns🛒 Walmart Self-Checkout Beef😵 New Crazy Instagram Lady Discovered📰 Distorted News🍟 McDonald’s Revenge Fries⚱️ Amazon Accidentally Ships Human Ashes📞 Voicemail Highlights💬 Quote of the Episode💸 Support the Show📢 Contact DV🎯 Final Thoughts

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