The Trouble with Angels — Season 1, Episode 5

🎧 The Trouble with Angels — Season 1, Episode 5 (Chapter 6) “In Paris, Even The Rats See Hell’s Madness” By Glory Fink Hell was only the warm-up. Hannah and Bob tumble out of “Your Afterlife™” and land somewhere wet, stone-lined, and very European—where the traffic is aggressive, the alleys are ancient, and the locals include a highly organized rat society with impeccable hospitality and an alarming amount of cosmic insight. If you’ve ever wanted Good Omens-style celestial bureaucracy, Paris as a liminal accident, and tiny rats delivering metaphysical truth like brunch gossip… welcome home. 🧳 In This Episode (Spoiler-Free) A sudden, rainy arrival in a grubby Paris alley (and yes, the street sign says Rue) Hannah asks the most important question imaginable: “If I get hit by a car, do I die again?” A surreal collision that feels like fate… and looks like stars and lens flares on an overcast day A rat guide named Emile appears with zero explanation and maximum confidence Dumpster croissants and “free with our compliments” cheese restore faith in humanity (and rodents) Hannah meets Pierre and Clotilde, the rat-family power couple, featuring: a pink RC convertible formal wear treasure trading and extremely serious vibes about snacks The madness of Hell is discussed the way it should be: like a scandalous workplace secret ⚠️ Content Advisory This episode includes: themes of death and the afterlife (satirical/cozy-horror tone), brief disorientation after a “transition,” cigarette smoking, traffic/collision moment (non-graphic), and big existential ideas delivered gently (and comedically) over pastry and chèvre. 📚 Read the Series (Links) Season 1 Hub + Chapters: https://gloryfink.substack.com/s/the-trouble-with-angels Start at Chapter 1: https://open.substack.com/pub/gloryfink/p/the-trouble-with-angels 🎧 Listen Wherever You Get Your Podcasts Spotify • Apple • YouTube • and beyond ✨ And if you want more audio stories while you’re here:Sadie Cohen: Bounty Hunter + Boarding School Murder Mystery are also available wherever you’re listening now. ✍️ Credits Written & Read by: Glory FinkSound Engineering: Tom FinkOriginal Story Series: Gloryous Magazine on Substack 🎵 Music Theme Music: Heaven and Earth — Jeremy BlackAdditional Music: First Dream — Brian Bolger ✨ Listen If You Love… Good Omens (celestial chaos + snark with heart) The Good Place (afterlife systems + comedy) Welcome to Night Vale (surreal small truths delivered calmly) The Magnus Archives (when cozy turns ominous) Lucifer / Miracle Workers (divine workplace comedy energy) 💛 Help This Story Keep Finding Its People ❤️ Tap the heart button (engagement is magic)💬 Leave a comment — Pierre will read it with his tiny rat hands like sacred literature☕ Toss a coin in the coffee fund (divine contributions welcome): → Ko-fi | Venmo | CashApp (links in show notes)Your support keeps indie storytelling caffeinated, chaotic, and just haunted enough. 📚 Season 1 Hub + Chapters:👉 https://gloryfink.substack.com/s/the-trouble-with-angels ☕ Coffee Bunny Crafter’s Café (cozy chaos + BTS):👉 https://coffeebunny.substack.com?utm_source=substack&utm_campaign=publication_embed&utm_medium=web Find me, Glory Fink as @Glory Writes The Blues, on social media: 🌤️ BlueSky 📸 Instagram 📹 YouTube 🎮 Twitch 📘 Facebook 🎵 TikTok @ Threads And remember… Keep your halo handy… and your work orders filed in triplicate. Get full access to Gloryous Magazine at gloryfink.substack.com/subscribe