EPISODE · Dec 12, 2025 · 1H 28M
The Turnover Centipede (Hurts Sequence)
from Set Hike! · host Dr. TAT, Panda Dan, & Stat Boy
This episode is an emotional roller coaster disguised as a football podcast, as the crew attempts to unpack Jalen Hurts’ never-before-seen “Turnover Centipede,” a three-stage catastrophe so strange it needed its own scientific classification. While diagnosing the Eagles’ offensive identity crisis and debating whether Kevin Patullo is actually Mad-Eye Moody in a visor, the guys also detour into a full breakdown of Andy Reid’s legendary butt-bump wisdom and the soul-restoring power of the “Positivity Rabbit.” Add in a spirited discussion on whether raiders can raid an eagle’s nest, Pete Carroll’s eternal gum-powered youth, and some light Harry Potter staff sorting, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts therapy session, sports analysis, and surreal fever dream — exactly what Eagles fans need right now. Key Topics Discussed00:43 - Episode intro & missing cast members02:00 - Eagles turmoil & QB chatter05:22 - The “Turnover Centipede” Breakdown20:58 - Naming the Turnover Taxonomy22:05 - Who’s really at fault?40:19 - Upcoming schedule & ex-Eagles QBs Rushmore43:16 - Shady McCoy demands Patullo fired45:00 - Harry Potter Sorting Hats (Eagles staff edition)1:00:17 - Raiders trivia & Pete Carroll facts1:07:05 - What IS a Raider?1:08:09 - Game preview: Raiders @ Eagles1:20:15 - Andy Reid’s Butt Wisdom1:21:16 - Predictions & wrap-upStatistics & FactsThe Hurts “Turnover Centipede”First time ever: A player committed two turnovers on the same play (Hurts INT ➝ fumble).Related reference: Will Levis had a “turnover-on-turnover” (INT ➝ forced fumble to get ball back). Pirates vs. RaidersPirate just goes around the sea, a Raider goes to another village and takes their stuff by force.Record Without Lane Johnson0–3 this season without Lane Johnson.35.7% win percentage historically without Lane.Pete CarrollOldest NFL coach in league history (74).Hurts vs. Geno Smith Comparison2025 Passing Yards:Hurts — 2,754 yards over 382 attemptsGeno Smith — 2,648 yards 397 attemptsMemorable Quotes “Kenny Pickett has a Super Bowl ring… probably on eBay somewhere. I’m hoping to buy it soon.” - Dr. TAT “Carson Wentz is our George Washington — a tall, red-haired, controversial leader.” - Dr. TAT“Just get all webs in there. Get nice and deep-like.” - Stat Boy“If you see us, come say hi. We like people.” - Panda Dan "“Don’t lose your butt this offseason.” - Andy Reid" - Stat BoySend us Fan MailFollow us on x.com & Instagram -- @sethikepodEmail us -- [email protected]
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This episode is an emotional roller coaster disguised as a football podcast, as the crew attempts to unpack Jalen Hurts’ never-before-seen “Turnover Centipede,” a three-stage catastrophe so strange it needed its own scientific classification. While diagnosing the Eagles’ offensive identity crisis and debating whether Kevin Patullo is actually Mad-Eye Moody in a visor, the guys also detour into a full breakdown of Andy Reid’s legendary butt-bump wisdom and the soul-restoring power of the “Posi...
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