The Ultimate Crash Out

This week, your favorite forgetters are back and fully crashed out. Kita gives a final (and petty) update on her ghosting ex-bestie, Nat didn’t unblock her exes (growth!), and somehow we end up on the most unhinged man-hating rant of the season. Markita and Natalie are back and cutting straight to the mess—starting with Netflix’s Cheat where, spoiler alert, every man had a wandering eye. Is it in their DNA or just vibes and poor decisions? The girls break down how men and women are programmed differently (but cheating ain’t in the manual), and how every action has a reaction—especially when it’s shady. Then we dive into the timeline chaos: Justin Bieber’s suspiciously unhinged post about Hailey’s Vogue cover. Protective? Possessive? Or is Biebs lowkey having a Britney moment? 👀. We unpack why men are lonely (and it’s their fault), and why we’re not emotionally babysitting anyone’s son.  Oh—and our Healing Hotline caller’s man’s mom invited his ex-fiancée to his promotion party… yes, you read that right. Block him, bestie. Grab your favorite drink, some popcorn, and press play—because healing, hot takes, and heaux behavior are all on the menu this week.Find all of our Call Me When You’re Healed social media links below. Give us a follow and join the fun – we promise it’s worth the click!Instagram: @CallMeWhenYoureHealed https://www.instagram.com/callmewhenyourehealed?igsh=MXYzeTk2dWxpNHY3aw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr Tik Tok: @CallMeWhenYoureHealedhttps://www.tiktok.com/@callmewhenyourehealed?_t=8oJAKofLA1W&_r=1Facebook: Call Me When You’re Healedhttps://www.facebook.com/share/zZmiMSoQaLA2EaQn/?mibextid=LQQJ4dEmail: [email protected] if you relate to us on a more personal level, here’s our personal handles:NatalieInsta: @NatSheezyhttps://www.instagram.com/natsheezy?igsh=MWV5b2t6ZnIxbmRxZg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @NatSheezyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@natsheezy?_t=8oJAYcMJ5Mk&_r=1MarkitaInsta: @markitamitchell_https://www.instagram.com/markitamitchell_?igsh=MTBmMXI1dm82aGJ6dg%3D%3D&utm_source=qrTik Tok: @markitamitchellhttps://www.tiktok.com/@markitamitchell?_t=8oJAcy9FTm2&_r=1And remember, call us when you’re healed 😉