The Unconsulted Cow

f I had to hazard a guess, I would say one of the oldest conundrums pinging humanity's consciousness is the simple question, "Why am I here?" Not as in a physical location, though that is also a mystery. No. Why, as in "Why do I exist?" "What is my purpose for being?" The pursuit of a nacreious answer has led to all sorts of bricolage answers without ever really arriving at an answer that is satisfying to few aside from trite reference to mythical deities with a supposed plan for each and every being...human being. As humans...