The Update- May 28th

In today’s edition of The Update Journal, Disney Channel is dusting off the 2000s like somebody found an old Zack & Cody DVD under the couch cushions. We dive into the June 1st nostalgia lineup and realizes there are apparently entire Disney Channel eras i completely missed. Seriously — at some point Disney quietly switched generations while some of us were still emotionally invested in Wizards of Waverly Place and pretending we’d survive at Camp Rock.Meanwhile, Chibiverse might secretly be the most entertaining thing Disney Channel has produced in years — a chaotic animated fever dream where every character looks adorable while the plots spiral out of control in the best possible way. Somehow this tiny chibi universe understands crossover chaos better than half the entertainment industry.And in Brandon’s Take this week: if you step onto a New York City subway car and the air conditioning actually works? Congratulations. You are no longer using public transportation. You are experiencing a luxury wellness retreat on rails. Because nothing humbles a New Yorker faster than opening the door between cars and accidentally walking into what feels like the inside of a toaster oven with handrails.In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, Democratic members of Congress said they observed dire conditions within a federal immigration detention center in New Jersey where protesters have been demonstrating for days and asserting that detainees are on a hunger strike.A teenage girl and her brother were killed when a devastating blaze ripped through a Westchester County home, trapping the pair inside as firefighters raced to rescue them.And out in the American West, crews resumed the grim search for nine people presumed killed at a Washington state paper mill where a chemical tank ruptured a day earlier in one of the deadliest U.S. workplace accidents in years.