The Valley Deep Dive S3 E16 Part 1: Jasmine Looks For A Dress, Danny Loses The Plot

The Valley returns from Mexico and immediately skips past the emotional crime scene like the hotel charged them for a late checkout.In Part 1 of our Season 3, Episode 16 recap, Danny assures us that his marriage will always be strong while providing virtually no evidence that Nia was considered at any point during his birthday, anniversary or latest public unraveling. He wants to be respected as the man of the house, cherished as the princess of the house and cared for like someone who has recently had his wisdom teeth removed.Meanwhile, Jasmine tries on wedding dresses and gives us one beautiful, emotionally healthy scene—which was frankly very inconsiderate to those of us trying to maintain a hostile work environment. Kristen and Luke begin therapy, Lala once again volunteers as Captain Save-a-Hoe, and Janet’s pantry story continues evolving based on whichever argument she is currently trying to win.We also discuss whether Lala’s savior complex has ever selected a worthy recipient, why Nia may actually be the masculine energy in her marriage, and the important distinction between having a drinking problem and being a problem drinker.Like, subscribe and join us for Part 2—because unlike Gemini, we now understand that this season is nowhere near over.#TheValley #Bravo #RealityTV #TheValleyRecap #DannyAndNia #LalaKent #BravoRecapS3 E16 PART 1