The Valley Deep Dive S3 E17 Part 2: Kristen Doesn't Like Janet, AND THAT'S OK YOU WEIRDOS! MOVE ON!

*PART 2 OF 2*🎙️ SHOWMANCE 🎙️The Valley has officially become the California version of Groundhog Day—except instead of Bill Murray learning how to become a better person, we’re watching the same adults exhume the same dead friendship every week and demand that Kristen apologize to the corpse.In Part 2 of our Season 3, Episode 17 recap, Brittany celebrates her mommy makeover with a swollen photo shoot and the medically questionable promise of glitter near recently renovated holes. Meanwhile, Lala continues her court-appointed mission to make Janet happen, Kristen politely confirms that trauma does not require friendship, and everyone debates whether Nia is a mob boss, Kristen is her capo, and Danny is—according to Danny—a really, really good person.We also investigate the blind item threatening cancellation, consider the horrifying possibility of a Jax or Sandoval spinoff, discuss whether Danny and Nia are auditioning for Four Under Four: Simi Valley Saints, and conclude that either the cast is broken, the producers are broken, or Bravo has simply decided suffering builds character.Plus: Zach’s revolving-door allegiances, Janet’s allegedly fictional bisexuality, the return of viewer comments, and Mike being forced to discuss The Valley like a child who must finish his broccoli before leaving the table.Like, subscribe, hype, and tell a friend—because if we have to live through this storyline again, nobody should be allowed to escape.#TheValley #Bravo #RealityTV #TheValleyRecap #DannyAndNia #LalaKent #BravoRecapS3 E17 PART 2