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8Cast.com Hi everyone and welcome once again to History2Eats. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where we take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history. And today we're gonna talk about the vampire of Lucille Dorff, serial killer Peter Curtin.
So we're gonna talk about all of his masterly deeds. But before we get started, let me remind you that we are a true crime history comedy podcast. We'll use adult language. We're not safe for work.
So if you're offended easily, please listen to one of the other fine true crime podcasts out there such as They Walk Among Us, Already Gone, Insight, and many, many more. Before we get started, let me introduce our panel. I'm very pleased to introduce the very lovely and talented Her Majesty, Queen Brandy I. Hi Brandy, how are you?
I'm well, Timmy, how are you? I'm doing great. How did you like DweidCon? I loved DweidCon.
It was great meeting everyone. We had a good time and we did a live show. It was a lot of fun. How about you?
I had a great time. It was the first podcast we've done since DweidCon? Yes. We haven't done one for a while.
We're a week. So we're starting about that. Hopefully we'll get back into a normal type of schedule. But everything going well Brandy.
Everything is humming along here. We've already asked her. I wanted to explore a little bit more. I had a great time at DweidCon.
She looked a little intoxicated at times. She looks a little intoxicated at work after time. Don't judge me. I work with you too.
Of course I am. I'm glad you had a good time Brandy. We want to thank everyone who came up from all over the country, all over the country, from Europe, to come and visit us. We had a great time.
We look forward to seeing folks on our next meetup, which will probably be in May at CrimeCon in Nashville. So if you were thinking about the CrimeCon, come and see us when they're there. It's going to be a lot of fun. Let me introduce the moral compass, Brandy, of our podcast.
A man who's known as... He's been described as an oasis in the desert of despair. He has not. Very honorable.
The reputable, I would say. The Reverend Colonel Charles Bullrigard, Hawkwaters, the third affectionately known as Southern Genome. I'm still a little bit sore from DweidCon to me. You are a trooper.
You had just undergone a major operation. I'm not complaining. I know it's a pressure pay, but there was a lot of groping that went on. You should have kept your hands to yourself.
A lot of touching of the Colonel too. So people were filling you up, isn't it? There wasn't all together unpleasant. I would like to compliment the Colonel on his Zebra headphones today.
They're lovely. The Colonel has purple headphones with little Zebra stripes on them. I do. They're very fashionable, Colonel.
They're racing stripes, too. I see. But we're glad you're back. You survived your removal of a vital organ.
I'm thinking about having my liver taken out next time. Wow. I mean, you really don't need it. Isn't it crucial?
If you're a pussy, you need it. We should have probably given it. Do we say that we are ready? I gave that warning.
You did? Yeah. Alright. So, all the people.
You know what I think about those people, too. The people who are like all the adult language and those are the same other fuckers that give out apples at Halloween. You think so? Yeah.
I mean, you know, you go down the street. There's a guy sitting in his chair. You know, he got the Reese's cups or whatever. He'll have to call you a name walking down.
Get out of here, you little son of a bitch. You got two. But these people are all prim and proper. They dress their kids up, you know, like in non-offensive things.
You know, you can't make them pirates anymore because that's offensive to gay people. Why? Why is violence offensive to gay people? I don't know.
I can't figure none of this stuff out anymore. Timmy, we live in a strange and bizarre world. Because he just made it up. I think he just made that up, too.
People just get mad about everything. People are always mad about stuff. So you're afraid everyone is a little bit too politically correct, isn't it? No, I just think they just get mad about stuff.
They want to be mad. They're some about people that just make some want to be mad. You're sitting on the wanger yourself this morning, you know, Colonel. Because I've been at the bank all day.
Because I've been fucking... My accountant has been hacked. But the motherfucker who hacked it only took $20 out of some... Probably one of your kids.
Well, it doesn't matter. I'm tired of people. Timmy, I'm so deeply tired of people. That doesn't sound like you, Colonel.
I think you made me a bit of vacation. Maybe go to Toronto. It's nice to see you. Fuck Toronto.
You know what? Fuck Canada. They're not gonna let him back in there. Alright, let's talk about the vampire of Dusseldorf.
Shall we, Brandy? We shall. Peter Curtin was a small, time criminal and sexual deviant, Brandy, who terrorized the village of Dusseldorf, Germany, for several years. He became known as the vampire of Dusseldorf for drinking, on occasion he would drink his blood.
This is a very... This extremely graphic. Yeah, this story is out there. So, fair warning, if this is not your thing, check something.
You know, you may want to pass on this one. And you don't have to be a candy-ass to pass on this one. I mean, this is a rough one. Yeah.
Because, you know, what comedy podcast. So, we like to put out the most vile people that we can find and doing the most vile things because that's your six-sumbitches or laughin' at. You need to go look at yourself hard. If you're listening to this podcast and you're laughing and going on, you need to go get some goddamn counseling.
That's all I'm saying. Fine, fine, Jesus. Yeah, find the Lord. Come to the church, hear the Colonel, and take off your clothes and roll on the floor and roll and roll and roll and groan and groan and groan and groan.
We want to thank Nina for joining us. Nina, instead, from already going, who joined us on our last podcast, that was a lot of fun. So did Nate. And Nate Hale absolutely.
They both came down from Michigan to join us, and we've gone. They both were all good sports. And they, from the conspirators, of course, they're Nina from already gone. Nina jumped in and...
We had Chelsea? Yeah, Chelsea and David from Baseball and True Cry. But I guess specifically mentioned Nina Colsheep participated in our stories. How many listened as you think she lost by the other?
I hope not. I lose any sponsorship. We're not good for people. I think we're here.
You know, it seems like people, actually we are, it seems like people will start in our group and they get these podcasts. And the podcast just take off. We stay here down at the bottom of the ladder. I will.
And, you know, I was thinking about something. Safe for you. We don't have as far, far to fall. But I was thinking about something, and it's just really a logic problem.
We do a podcast together, the Dev Ball Correct. Yes. I've looked, we've got 19 reviews so far. Everyone has been a five-star review.
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And Brandi has a podcast.
Here, our podcast, here with this one, our reviews can be spotty at times. Yeah, what? Okay, what's the difference in a podcast to me? I mean, me and you do one and me, you and her.
Well, I don't think it's called a Brandi. Brandi has our own podcast called, Honey Vations and it, like, it good reviews. Because of Rachel? Very good reviews.
Yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah. High-seaguers.
I know what you're trying to do. I mean, if you would want a math problem. I know what he's insinuating. Yes.
I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying you're dragging us down. That's double. That's what I'm saying.
You know what? I might be dragging this down, taking forever to get to the topic. Well, get to the goddamn topic. I ain't the one holding you up.
Peter Curtin. Brandi. Yes. We were up in a very abusive environment and suffered from a mental affliction that caused him to experience arousal at inappropriate times.
That's not a mental affliction. He would, he would see, he suffered Brandi from spontaneous ejaculation whenever he was exposed to blood or pain and suffering. See, that's not really even spontaneous. He needs a stimuli.
He does. And this is not fair to people who suffer from true spontaneous ejaculation. You know, it's your, it's your and Chuck Showne House. I don't know what he's bitching about.
What do you mean, Colonel? Well, I mean, spontaneous ejaculation is like you're at the grocery store, you know, you're checking out at the line. And all of a sudden it just comes upon you and you're like, oh, oh, there you go. That's, oh, oh.
Well, I think they meant to say that he, he, whenever he would, yeah, there was some stimulus there, but he would ejaculate without, you know, touching himself or anything. Yeah. I mean, I, I actually went on my ejaculate during a root canal. I mean, for her, I mean, for her.
Have you ever experienced? So you've experienced? All the time to me? You haven't?
No. You thought it was a normal thing? No. I have never experienced that.
No, it's fucked up. So Peter would experience it when he was exposed to blood or stop. He just, did you just, no, that was foreplay. I say, stop.
And all Brandi, God, and all Peter Curtin was convicted. You're okay there. Oh, Lord. And all Brandi, Peter Curtin was convicted of nine murders.
They were suspected of committing up to 20, or 68 murders. So, so why just, break me to be there. Dude, that's the only thing that stops out. Peter Curtin was executed by guillotine colonel.
Peter Curtin, it makes me think of Peter Cottontail. It makes me think of a little flap on your underwear. You've got a Peter Curtin going on. You know, I think sometimes we'll cause ejaculation, but I don't consider that spontaneous because it's got a stimuli, but, I don't know, I'm just, I don't know.
Brandi, Peter Curtin was executed in 1931. You were a cigarette. Not for you. Alright, his victims were mostly women, although he did kill some girls.
He was, he was a sadist, and police believe that his demons can be traced back to his childhood. I said he was very abused. Peter Curtin was born, the eldest, the 13 children Brandi Christ. His mom was pregnant every Christmas.
There was some was one thing, his ejaculation going on in this household. That was incredible amounts of ejaculation going on. No! Sorry.
Peter Curtin and the eldest of 13 children was born in Clong, Germany on May 26th, colonel. Quit 1883. May 26th, Colonel. May 26th, his mom.
His mom was pregnant during every Christmas. 13 children, his childhood Brandi was one of unremitting poverty and violence. I heard. That was much like mine.
Not like unremitting poverty and violence Brandi. You don't shape a man. You have a shape a man. The Curtin family.
He likes that name. Peter Curtin, his cousin was... Dick towel. Dick blinds.
Dick valance. Shades. Dick, there you go. That's a nice name.
I like Dick. Dick, Shades. My rapper name. It should be, definitely.
The Curtin family ran into the small part of it, Brandi, for 13 kids and 15 people. The fuck went in to get a big shoe? And lived in fear of Peter's father. Tell me his name's Big Peter.
Who was a bitch old drunkard, Brandi? Big Peter. You really aren't most drunk, a bitch old? I mean, yes.
You wrote that. I know. I know. I know.
I question him. Sometimes I question my own scripts. What? So, so, so, big Peter's a drunk.
Yeah, big Peter's a drunk and he's abusive. Is his name Big Peter? I don't know. I mean, read it.
I see what we're saying. I heard him as Big Peter from next point forward. Big Peter. Big Daddy Peter.
I think that creeps me out. I'm just saying it. Alright, Big Daddy Peter. Oh, I'm going to say that again.
Peter was the oldest of 13 children stuffed in a hellish one room apartment, Brandi. Christ, first of all, you are a noisy motherfucker. Second of all, wake up to neighbors. So, 15 of them were jammed in a one room apartment.
Yeah, and their father was a violent drunk who battered children openly and openly raped their mother in front of them. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so Big Dick is Dick. Big Peter.
Big Peter's a dick. He's just a... Big Peter is a dick. You know what?
I bet he really is one of those people who picks up one kid to beat the other. He might be. Well, listen to this. So...
You're going to reguel us? Yeah, yeah. His father's psychopathic mother. His father's sexual abuse wasn't limited to his wife.
Wow. So, there was some sexual abuse with kids and he went to prison for that. Big Peter went to prison for that. Where he lived up to his name.
Why can't a motherfucker just walk into the bathroom and start a little bit? He'd walk into the bathroom and spank one off like an old person. But his... Peter, little Peter, was the focus of his father's physical abuse, so he'd slap him around.
Hmm. I bet him being the one who gets... Oh, well, no, no. I'd rather take a beating myself.
Exactly. Peter was a little Peter. But setting fires and stealing by the age of seven. There you go.
At the age of eight, he was arrested for breaking into a neighbor's home, Brandy, and stealing her undergarments. When the police arrived at his apartment, his apartment, they found Peter under his bed or under the family bed, because he only had one. Sniffing his neighbor's bloomers, Brandy. Oh, God.
And they didn't have good hygiene back then? Well, Peter would claim while he was sniffing the underwear he had his first spontaneous ejaculation. And again, I don't care. Wait a minute.
He's eight. Isn't everything a spontaneous ejaculation of eight? You know, from a time you're four to ten years old, you got a constant bone-up. No, it's longer than that.
Yeah, no, but I mean, it's weird for the mama when the boys start just walking around with a constant bone-up all the time, and they're three years old. It always freaks the mom out and the dad's always kind of proud. Like the other one of my boys. Nobody goes true confession magazines lie now.
It's a serious catalogue. It's a national geographic name. So anyway, back to litter. This is going to be another bully thing.
We're going to get bad. We're going to get bad reviews like we did at the polls. You know what it is? It's your idea.
You know what the problem is to me? Is that when you, some people, if they just hear the word yawn, they will yawn. Oh, and you, if you hear the word ejaculate? I ejaculate, I can't help myself.
You can't help it, Brandy. It's a medical condition. I'll get that shit under control. Although he was a good student, Peter's academic performance would suffer due to the extensive physical violence he endured from his father.
That's because when you're doing your homework and somebody's beating you with a mother-perfect stick. Or another kid. Or another kid, yeah. He frequently refused to return home from school from an early age, and he ran away from home for periods of time ranging from days to weeks, Brandy.
Much of the time he spent on the streets. Most of the time he spent on the streets, he was in a company of petty criminals and social myths, Brandy. He was a little street urchin. What do you think about that Brandy?
Ms. Fitz, Brandy, social misfits. We even got that. What could I fucking world?
You know what I got a problem, now, of course you do. Why did you keep talking to her? You don't even know where I'm going to get you in here. I'm just afraid to have to say something new ejaculated.
Jack. You can say that. No. Not a fan of this.
My next sentence, Brandy. Peter was big. Peter was big for his age. Did you hear there's some kid over, there was some kid over in some African country.
Anyway, he got stung by a mosquito and got elephantitis. And his, yeah, and his, let me think he's four, he's four I think. Isn't that's weight 11 pounds? His dick went to three feet long.
What? That was a kid, but if you're like 19. I'm gonna tell you he don't impress me on three feet. Three feet long?
I mean my God, he's dragging that shit around. I just liked that other. Who's the last guy we did to podcast on? Yeah, on the Sheffield.
He had a big old monster dick, and he didn't impress me either. Peter was big for Zay-Dranley. Yes. And he used the stature to bully other children.
I am shocked. When bowling small children, Peter would later claim he would experience a spontaneous ejaculation. Of course he was. Is that what he sounded like?
That's what I'm saying. When you say it, it's, I get that Bruce Springsteen phase. You can't keep saying ejaculation to me. Dude, I'm going to New York next month.
Bruce Springsteen is, I guess he's on Broadway. $1,500 a ticket. I start at $1,500. Well, he would have to ask Renee for money for that.
Shoo, I have plenty of money. You got nothing to say. So the age of nine, Brandy. So the age of nine, Brandy.
Right here, right now. At the age of nine, I'm gonna tell you something. I'm a little tired of me. You guys talking about me being a cat man.
I'm gonna show you something. You're a baller, man. You got like 40 bucks there. You made me not that much.
Oh, you got about seven, right? Nice. $13 there. You're fucking making a brand.
Cash money, Brandy. Do you want Timmy to pull out his wallet? He's so much cashy, he's got. I actually don't have that much with me today.
Sure. Yeah. So anyway, when he was nine, Brandy. Peter pushed a friend off a raft.
He did what to him? He pushed, pushed a friend off a raft as they pooced on the river, or the river Rhine, as he would say in Germany. Anyway, so he knocks his kid off a raft. Another boy jumped in to try to help the drowning youngster.
And Peter held him under the water until he suffocated. Well, yeah. This is nine year old Peter here. Not the more said a nine year old Peter.
No, there's not. As he watched the boy scream for help and slowly drown, Colonel, Peter experienced. Oh, spontaneous ejaculation. So that's gross.
What's, I mean, you say something to me. Do you not make noise though? Do you not make noise when you're out? I'm not making noise when you're out.
When you're making love to your husband, Bill. When you when you're with your lover, devil, and you're making love, and you reach the apex of that, do you? No, I'm not doing it right now. Like you're spitting and carrying on it.
But are you not noisy? I mean, how are you not noisy? Has some dignity for my God. I'm going to tell you something.
I think it ended after about episode number three. One of you motherfuckers of Duyvcon, and I appreciate you all coming. But one of you motherfuckers owes me a little Irish charm in a dog whistle. What is that?
Because my chain got broken into Duyvcon. Maybe it was just lost. Oh, no, somebody broke it. Really when the throngs of women went after you?
Yeah, I missed that. I missed the throngs of women. I missed it too. That was some, see, that's the whole thing.
You did miss it because I was discreet about it. They were trying to be discreet. The throngs are known to be discreet. As I tried to walk through.
It was a discreet throng. What I believe was people just grabbing a hold of me. But that's a true story. I really did have my, you lost it.
I didn't lose it. I just realized walked through. I felt a weird sensation going on my stomach. I looked down.
It was my chain that I wear around my neck. It had been broken. Did you check your belly button? I did.
I checked everywhere. I had it by knowing. Sorry. Whoever out there at Duyvcon, Duyvcon, Duyvcon, Duyvcon, Duyvcon, Duyvcon.
Do the decent thing and come forward, please. Brandy. What? The death of the two boys was attributed to an accident.
And Peter was cleared of any blame. He accidentally held him underwater? Well, according to, well, there was no witnesses. So he claimed that they'd down.
Later he would confess to him. When he was 12, Colonel, Peter became friends with the neighborhood dog catcher, Brandy. 23-year-old dog catchers of pricks. 23-year-old Hans Kerf.
I mean, fucking dog walking around my eyes. His name's Hans. I don't like him anyway, but the dog just walking around my eyes on business. You wouldn't like this guy because he was convicted of child molester and sexual deviant.
You think about that, Brandy? That's why he's a dog catcher. Yeah. But he was a sexual deviant.
Huh. Wonder who that reminds you. You. It has been alleged that Hans molested Peter over a number of years.
It was clear from the beginning, though, that Peter actively pursued a relationship with Hans and encouraged experimenting with BDSM Brandy. You want to explain what that is? Bondage and set a masochism. Yeah.
What you got your degree in when you went to college or a level? Would you like to share anything about it? Tell us about your CD practices, double. Yeah.
You're not going to tell us, but you've got to hold down your room at home, don't you? You know what? I do on the weekends in my fucking business. There you go.
There you go. Catamang tails. With the help of Hans. What about Franz?
The degenerate dog catcher. We're going to call him the degenerate dog catcher from now on. Perfect. Peter would torture and rape any animals he could get his hands on.
He was raped and animal? He was. I told you never got a whole... He never got a whole raccoon.
We told you it from the front. He'd never tried rape and a raccoon. I ain't never tried rape and a raccoon, but I'm going to tell you. If his first animal would have been a raccoon, they'd tried to rape.
That'd have been his last. After raping and torturing animals, they captured Peter with insists that he and Hans drink the animal's blood. During this ritual, Peter would experience a spontaneous ejaculation. Although he did not lie...
Ah! Although he did... He got to warn me before he used to trigger warning for me, Timmy. Sorry.
This show has multiple trigger warnings. If you are prone to spontaneous ejaculation when you hear the word ejaculation, the show might not be for you. Although he did not take a liking to the animal's blood, Hans played a long brandy because he found Peter's obsession with it, quote, adorable. Jesus.
What? He's a pre-sick character. He can't find his little smile or something like that. The two started experimenting with sex together.
Peter would also encourage Hans to rape him much like his father and rape his mother. Jesus. Jesus. What is wrong with these people?
Around this time, Peter formed a relationship with a girl around his age named Ingrid, who although happy to allow Peter to undress and fond of her would resist attempts he made to engage in intercourse. Well, that's going to go one way. In response, Peter continued his acts of bestiality with the sheep, pigs, and goats and the local stables to achieve satisfaction. But later claimed he obtained his greatest sense of elation if he actually stabbed the animals just prior to achieving orgasm.
I told you a six-dooring. He would write Ingrid long letters. Okay. Now, so you Timmy?
If you say orgasm, it doesn't have that impact on you. No. It's only when I say spontaneous ejaculation that you... It has an impact on you.
Anyway, he would write long letters Ingrid about his relations with animals and she finally broke up with him. He would also write her fondly of her Ingrid's beloved goat Emma and would describe in great detail what he wanted to do with the goats. Baby, you know what I want to do. That's really not for a relationship, Randy.
And then I want to... I mean, communication is key, but sometimes you over-communicate. Oh, yeah. I believe he was always sharing now.
There is such a thing as too much. He went so far to suggest that the three of him, Ingrid and the goat... He's just a three-way would-a-go. He'd share her for sexual experience together.
The very thought of abusing the goat would cause Peter to experience expontaniency ejaculation. No, I told you not to do this shit together. Peter's parents were indifferent towards him. Peter's parents picked the pickup.
Peter's parents were indifferent towards him and did not bother to search for him when he left home for long periods as a child. He was a goat fucker. Young Peter lived by his wits, Randy, and often stole food and clothing to survive. In the autumn of 1904, 19-out four, as the Colonel would say.
Peter began committing more frequent and elaborate acts of arson, which he would discreetly watch from a distance as emergency services attempted to extinguish the fire. Hey, Master Vate. I don't know. I don't know about that.
Tell us what happens next, young Randy, with the young Peter. Alright. The majority of these fires were in barns and hay lofts, and Peter would estimate to the police that he had committed approximately 24 acts of arson upon his arrest that New Year's Eve. He also freely admitted these fires had been committed both for his sexual excitement and in the hopes of burning sleeping tramps alive.
That was his aspiration. You know there's a difference between a tramp and a hobo. Okay. A hobo is a guy who- I can't stress enough how much I don't care.
Well, maybe if you'd learned- listen once in a while you learned something. Instead of playing your little weed farm bill on your phone. Yeah, it's very awesome. No, it's farm bill.
Well, weed. That's all it is. It's pretty awesome. It's Peter.
You make fun of the people playing farm bill. Now talk about Peter. Let her talk about your Peter. Peter would be in and out of jail for the next 24 years.
Peter, hold on. You said Peter would be in and out of what? Jail. And goats.
And sheep. Yeah. Random broke ill. For the next 24 years, he claimed his brutal treatment.
His- really. Inclaimed his brutal treatment in the penal system. Made him hell bent on wreaking revenge on society. He wanted to rectify society.
He was because of the penal system made him want to rectify society. You're been in a penal system. A charming handsome hand. And when money allowed it, Dapper young man.
Curtin did not have trouble attracting women. Or goats. Or goats ran from him. But goats ain't all that quick.
I would have to go. You know those fainting goats. Oh yeah. I love the fainting goats.
They're the best. That would just be too easy. It really would. Because you just yell boo and then you got your pick.
And you just like all right. Yeah. I don't feel bad for the goats. Yeah.
There's all the fuckers getting killed in here. And that's what the take away from this story is going to be. People get killed all the time but fucking a goat just crossed the line. It is crossing the line.
All right. Curtin did not have trouble attracting women but his violent lust and complete lack of empathy. Or normal human emotions. He was like like anyone that is like a boss actually.
It meant that he was incapable of falling in love. Oh. In May of 1913. Not long after being released from prison again, he was prelling the streets of Cologne looking for somewhere to rob.
Above an end he found a young girl asleep in her bed. When the body of ten year old Christine Klein was found the next morning's suspicion fell on her uncle Otto who had argued with the girl's father the night before and threatened to do something he would remember all his life. You know Otto's go backwards is Otto. That's amazing.
You. The master of observation. You are. Thank you.
Otto was charged with murder. But fortunately acquitted by a jury which decided there was insufficient evidence. The identity of Christine's killer would not become clear for another 18 years. The following day Peter returned to the scene of the crime to drink in a tavern located directly opposite that in which he had murdered Christine Klein in order that he could listen to the locals reaction to the child's murder.
Yes, he's getting off on. This is sick. He's a sick bastard. Good.
He would later recall to investigators he derived an extreme sense of gratification from the general discussed and outrage he heard in the patrons conversations. In the weeks following Klein's funeral he would occasionally visit the child's grave adding creepy that when he handled the soil covering her grave he would spontaneously ejaculate. The wind changes directions and his mother. He's not spontaneous.
He's got it's like I don't know if this stuff I'll turn him on why couldn't he just like a normal person go watch Friday the 13th sit on a couch pound one out because there's lots of boobies on Friday the 13th you know that and his blood just would have done it for him. Too much later fucking goats. You know what Friday the 13th was made like 1980 or something. Yeah, 1980.
Those boobies are really really old. They're still good if you got them on DVD. Two months later. I'll change on DVD.
That's a beauty about boobs on DVD. They never sag. Boobs on DVD never get saggy. It's like watching a rich or porn though.
You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? You know that person in real life is dead now.
He'd probably fuck him. You ever watch old movies and think he's before dead now. You know this and I don't want to turn this any darker. Well he's fucking goats and killing kids so I don't have to make it any darker.
I got to bumper crop here. I'm going to get back to that. You want me to start participating in this again? I walk around pretty much looking at everybody thinking, ah 50 years well I'm going to be dead with the fuck's of matter.
I mean I went down to get lunch yesterday and the guys were like, well what kind of saying? I was like fuck I'm going to be dead in 50 years. You realize it's not going to be 50 years. No I mean it's going to be in the next 10 minutes.
It's going to be the way that I'm looking at down the family market. It's going to be dead. What do I care? You ever see like there's time lapses where they show people a crowd and they slowly start disappearing.
That's what I think about. Continue Brandi. Are you sure? Yeah.
I mean I don't want to interrupt the whole you know 70s porn conversation. It's a little edgy today. What's wrong with you? Yeah.
First of all I've got a long weekend coming up. What's wrong with this? What's wrong with this weekend? I'll share with this place.
Nothing I have a long weekend. I'm taking off Friday, I'm taking off Monday. It is going to be wonderful. Hm.
He'll be working on podcasts. I will probably work on a podcast. Alright. So two months later again in the course of committing a burglary with the aid of a skeleton key, Curtin broke into another home.
Oh he had a skeleton key girl. Discovering a 17 year old girl named Gertrude Frankin. She's rising in fuck the key. Peter manually strangled the girl ejaculating at the side of blood, spouting from her mouth.
This is a sick love. He managed to escape from the scene of both this murder and that of cli- p- what? Peter managed to escape from the scene of both this murder and that of Cline undetected. In 1914 with war clouds growing over Europe, it's painting a picture very nice.
Thank you. First of all war Brandi. First of all. The war.
The war. The war. The war. The war.
The war. I'm not really sure you are. But Peter Curtin was called to active duty in Germany's army. But military life, surprisingly, did not suit the self-centered and ill-disciplined Peter and he soon deserted.
You know there's nothing worse than a self-centered, undisciplined Peter. He was caught. What do you got to take control of you Peter? I mean you got to get Peter under control.
You have to be disciplined with Peter. Yeah. He was caught and sent to jail. How do you feel about an undisciplined Peter?
Well the one I have at home is very disciplined. How do you discipline it? Double? Tell us.
Tell us how you discipline that Peter, double. He was caught and sent to jail and we remain there throughout the war and it's aftermath. She's ignoring your question. Let me tell you something.
When we get reviews and they go, this was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Oh no, wait until next time. I'm more re-disciplined. I'm firmly blaming you guys.