The VelociPastor (2018) - SO BAD THEY'RE GOOD REVIEW

🦖⛪ This week on All2ReelToo's SO BAD THEY'RE GOOD REVIEW series, we're diving headfirst into one of the most gloriously ridiculous cult films ever made: The VelociPastor (2018)! After a devastating tragedy leaves him questioning his faith, Father Doug Jones embarks on a journey to China, where he gains an unbelievable—and completely unexpected—power: the ability to transform into a dinosaur! What starts as a curse soon becomes a weapon for justice when a streetwise prostitute convinces him to use his prehistoric powers to fight crime, corruption... and an army of evil ninjas. Starring Gregory James Cohan as Doug Jones, Alyssa Kempinski as Carol, Daniel Steere as Father Stewart, Aurelio Voltaire as Altair, Yang Jiechang as Wei Chan, and an unforgettable cast of heroes, villains, ninjas, and dinosaurs. Join us as we break down this low-budget masterpiece of madness, explore its over-the-top action, laugh-out-loud dialogue, and discover why The VelociPastor has become a beloved cult sensation among fans of outrageous cinema. Get ready for dinosaurs, ninjas, crime-fighting priests, and cinematic insanity unlike anything you've ever seen! #All2ReelToo #SoBadTheyreGood #TheVelociPastor #VelociPastor #CultCinema #CultClassic #BadMovies #SoBadItsGood #MovieReview #FilmPodcast #MoviePodcast #IndependentFilm #BMovie #DinosaurMovie #NinjaMovies #ComedyHorror #ActionComedy #CultFilm #PodcastLife #FilmDiscussion #MovieFans #TrashCinema #MidnightMovie Listen now: all2reeltoo.com 🎬 Support the show: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/cullenpark/membership Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/cullenpark 🎙️ Catch Mike's captivating chats on: Pop Culture Junkie discussing the 1983 V Miniseries: https://popculturejunkie.com/podcast/looking-at-v-with-michael-e-cullen/ Movie Smash Podcast discussing #GhostWorld (2001): https://www.movie-smash.com/episodes/episode/32534003/episode-18-ghost-world-2001-special-guest-michael-e-cullen-ii-from-the-all2reeltoo-podcast Film Talk with Jordan Ramirez, chatting about #Once (2007): https://youtu.be/fubJGxZ3NSU?si=ptSlTewm72LTVspQ Spoiler Alert with Ryan Moore and Matt discussing #MadameWeb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRXjJGtzdlU Spoiler Alert with Ryan Moore discussing #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHvsYPsvLBM&t=1471s The Family Fright Night Horror Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7kstbpDOnLQeI8BQGLzina 🎶 Enjoy eerie tunes by host Matthew Haase - https://www.youtube.com/@LimitlessMatt 💰 Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/CullenPark, shop our merch - http://tee.pub/lic/CullenPark, and catch Mike on The Nerdball Podcast - https://pod.fo/e/ba2aa 🙏 Help fund our friend Mark Klein's funeral: https://www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-mark-kleins-legacy 💪 Make a difference with these organizations: Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/information-you-should-know/how-to-help-palestine.html Trans Lifeline: https://translifeline.org/ The Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/ Matthew Perry Foundation: https://matthewperryfoundation.org/ The Trevor Project: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ HRC Foundation: https://www.hrc.org/hrc-story/hrc-foundation Point Foundation: https://pointfoundation.org/ Direct Relief: https://www.directrelief.org/ NAACP Legal Defense Fund: https://www.naacpldf.org/ Black Voters Matter Fund: https://www.blackvotersmatterfund.org Tahirih Justice Center: https://www.tahirih.org/ Mona Foundation: https://www.monafoundation.org/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices