The world is absolutely filled with dumbasses.

It's Hump Day!!! So let's get this day over with & start getting ready for the weekend. Going to the Vikes/Pats game on Saturday! In the news this morning, a Wisconsin woman is found guilty of a murder plot in the UK, a couple in West Salem that are charged with child abuse had earlier reports on file, a shooting at a Target in Texas, an elected official who doesn't know what the phrase "gang bang" means, and a possibility of historic flooding in Alaska. In sports, the Brewers remained red hot with a 14-0 win over the Pirates last night, Jordan Love had a procedure done on his thumb, the Vikings will be without Rondale Moore for the entire season, and Aaron Rodgers does NOT like his new helmet. Elsewhere in sports, the UFC fights at the White House are officially happening, Shohei Ohtani is getting sued, and the NBA schedule is starting to leak out ahead of it's official release. We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we found out about the world's oldest chicken. Who knew they could live that long?? Also, a very cool story about a rugby team that helped a guy in a wheelchair climb a mountain, and a father/daughter cheer team is going viral for their incredible videos! We discussed a cheap & easy way to improve your relationship, and we looked at WalletHub's list of the best states to live in. In food news, Taco Bell has a new Baja Blast flavor, KFC is bringing back it's potato wedges, Arizona Iced Tea might have to increase it's price, and did you know that Olive Garden sells soup by the gallon! In today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who was driving around buck-naked, a woman who flipped off a pilot after he made an emergency landing when she had a medical issue, a mail carrier that got busted for stealing people's credit cards, a dude who lost his own arm after trying to stop some car thieves with a homemade grenade, a guy who got poisoned by ChatGPT advice, and a #FloridaWoman who accidentally fired her gun during a brawl at a Waffle House.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.