The worst day of work ever - "I was covered in human s***"

There's been a Dyers Diary clash of epic proportions so it’s just Eggs and Little Dan holding down the fort and tackling your messages.This week, we’ve got an unbelievable poo story — genuinely one of the best we’ve ever had — plus a heartfelt dilemma from a listener struggling with living away from her army husband.Want to get involved? Send your emails to [email protected].