The Yacht Was Nice, My Breakdown Was Nicer

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht, and apparently, a front-row seat to your own emotional unraveling. In this episode, we’re diving deep into the drama behind the designer sunglasses: tears on teak, secrets in silk, and the kind of breakdown that makes even the ocean feel judgmental. Was it the champagne? The cryptic text from an ex? Or the haunting realization that even luxury can’t silence your inner monologue? XOXO, you’re about to find out.