The Youthful Glow And Smooth Skin Of A Virgin Incel

✨ Today on the Show:🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras: Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts).📺 Pride Month Throwback: Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses' infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status.👓 Pastor or Power Lesbian?: An aggressive holy roller channels both divine prophecy and vintage Ellen Degeneres vibes.🧠 TikTok Takes Another Life: A 19-year-old’s tragic death from the “dusting” challenge proves viral fame still ain’t worth brain death.🧴 Real ID or Real Dumb?: Some morons are trying to fly with Costco cards because they saw a star on them. TSA isn't amused.🎙️ Mead Skelton’s Secret to Youth: Mead blames his baby face on virginity. Also: he might actually be gay, hates Harriet Tubman, and still lives with his dad. So, you know, thriving.Terrible gay/lesbian artistsPastors melting downNeo-pronoun panicSpiritual warfare cosplayBible-quoting and bullshit callingTim reflects on his willingness to give the government his soul if it means avoiding long DMV lines.PSA: Being a Kroger Rewards member will NOT get you through airport security.The Real ID is real now… probably. Maybe. Tim still doesn’t really get it.📞 Unicorn Hamster sets polyamory ground rules (no fit guys, no Black dudes, only T-shirts and comrags).📞 Listeners critique Tim’s 2-foot hot dog binge and debate the value of a Lifetime membership.📞 Tim pleads for voicemails so he can pad out episodes and be lazy with pride.🎧 Sideshow Plug:Want more bonus episodes, mini-shows, and virgin warrior mockery? Go to distortedview.com and sign up for the Sideshow! Cheap as hell, and way more satisfying than chroming.📬 Email: [email protected]📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463👾 Discord + Socials: @distortedview everywhere🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month DV Style:🧃 Bonus Rants:☎️ Listener Voicemails: