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EPISODE · Mar 6, 2026 · 36 MIN

The Zoomies: Toddler Takeover Edition

from This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! · host Jen & Ashten

Listener Confession Friday takes a turn into pure chaos in this episode. What starts as a thoughtful message from Amy about people-pleasing, overthinking, and the emotional weight of trying to keep everyone happy quickly spirals into the kind of unpredictable conversation that only this podcast can produce. From setting boundaries and friendship dynamics to wild celebrity conspiracies, Jim Carrey theories, and late-night rabbit holes about the Hunger Games, nothing is off limits.Add in a toddler invasion, ice cream in bed, Bigfoot in the yard, and the kind of real-life interruptions that give this episode its name—the Zoomies—and you’ve got one of the most unfiltered recordings yet.It’s heartfelt, hilarious, slightly unhinged, and a perfect reminder of why this show is called This Is Why We Can’t Have a Podcast. 

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