There and NEVER, EVER Back Again by Jeff Mach

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/2/audible/116093 to listen full audiobooks. Title: There and NEVER, EVER Back Again Author: Jeff Mach Narrator: Jordan Reader Format: mp3 Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins Release date: 08-21-19 Ratings: 4 out of 5 stars, 67 ratings Genres: Satire Publisher's Summary: Set in a fantasy world of unmanageable magics and questionable cosmology, There and NEVER, EVER Back Again: A Dark Lord's Journal is the peculiar, blackly satirical tale of the Dark Lord, who is amassing an army of Things of the Night, and awaiting likely death at the hands of the Elves, the Dwarves, the Armies of Man, and the White Wizard: Embodiment of all that is good and right; just ask him. And: The Chosen One: Victim - sorry, meant to say "Hero" - of a glorious prophecy....