EPISODE · Feb 25, 2026 · 54 MIN
There's A Sale Going On At Bath And Boy-Hole Works
from Distorted View Daily · host Distorted View
Show Highlights:Today’s program dives headfirst into the internet’s most cursed corners, including a truly foul fetish rabbit hole, neighbor wars over a backyard farm, delusional celebrity conspiracies, and a man who sabotaged his own job application with a polygraph confession. Plus: the latest trend in cosmetic penis enhancement.Diaper Huffing Puppy (Thanks, Snow!)Tim explores a grotesque social media account devoted to the “art” of inhaling the aromas of heavily used diapers. The internet continues to be a mistake.HBO Max Recommendation: NeighborsA must-watch documentary series featuring escalating disputes between neighbors. Episode spotlight: two flamboyant retirees vs. a guy turning grandma’s suburban property into a full-blown farm (goats, pigs, zoning battles, threats, and karate lessons included).Stacey Kennison vs. Sandra Bullock (Again)The internet’s favorite paranoid personality claims Sandra Bullock is orchestrating a conspiracy to deny her Panera Sip Club access because of her allegedly smelly duffel bag.Galileo2333 ReturnsAmerica’s most notorious online creep resurfaces with bizarre conspiracy theories about malls, fashion brands, and society. Tim attempts (and fails) to find any coherent point.Polygraph Disaster Leads to ArrestAn Iowa man applying to become a sheriff’s deputy allegedly admitted during a pre-employment polygraph to illegal online activity involving minors. Investigators later found evidence on his phone. Moral of the story: maybe don’t confess to crimes during a job interview.“SWAG” Penis Enhancement TrendA Manhattan plastic surgeon’s injectable girth-enhancement procedure (yes, really called SWAG) is gaining popularity. Results last about two years and can cost up to $20,000. Risks include swelling, asymmetry, and filler migration — aka the dreaded “lumpy dick.”A listener faces a political dilemma: vote for the ShamWow guy or controversial candidate Valentina Gomez in a Republican primary.DV catchphrases invading listeners’ daily lives.Autotuning pain audio might become a new show feature.Hard-boiled egg maker success stories.One caller says the show is getting boring — Tim respectfully suggests alternative podcasts.Become a Sideshow member: distortedview.comPatreon (voicemail priority line): patreon.com/distortedviewSponsor an episode: [email protected]: 206-666-4463Spread the distortion. STD.🎧 Main Segments📰 Distorted News☎️ Voicemails🔗 Support the Show
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Show Highlights:Today’s program dives headfirst into the internet’s most cursed corners, including a truly foul fetish rabbit hole, neighbor wars over a backyard farm, delusional celebrity conspiracies, and a man who sabotaged his own job application with a polygraph confession. Plus: the latest trend in cosmetic penis enhancement.Diaper Huffing Puppy (Thanks, Snow!)Tim explores a grotesque social media account devoted to the “art” of inhaling the aromas of heavily used diapers. The internet continues to be a mistake.HBO Max Recommendation: NeighborsA must-watch documentary series featuring escalating disputes between neighbors. Episode spotlight: two flamboyant retirees vs. a guy turning grandma’s suburban property into a full-blown farm (goats, pigs, zoning battles, threats, and karate lessons included).Stacey Kennison vs. Sandra Bullock (Again)The internet’s favorite paranoid personality claims Sandra Bullock is orchestrating a conspiracy to deny her Panera Sip Club access because of her allegedly smelly duffel bag.Galileo2333 ReturnsAmerica’s most notorious online creep resurfaces with bizarre conspiracy theories about malls, fashion brands, and society. Tim attempts (and fails) to find any coherent point.Polygraph Disaster Leads to ArrestAn Iowa man applying to become a sheriff’s deputy allegedly admitted during a pre-employment polygraph to illegal online activity involving minors. Investigators later found evidence on his phone. Moral of the story: maybe don’t confess to crimes during a job interview.“SWAG” Penis Enhancement TrendA Manhattan plastic surgeon’s injectable girth-enhancement procedure (yes, really called SWAG) is gaining popularity. Results last about two years and can cost up to $20,000. Risks include swelling, asymmetry, and filler migration — aka the dreaded “lumpy dick.”A listener faces a political dilemma: vote for the ShamWow guy or controversial candidate Valentina Gomez in a Republican primary.DV catchphrases invading listeners’ daily lives.Autotuning pain audio might become a new show feature.Hard-boiled egg maker success stories.One caller says the show is getting boring — Tim respectfully suggests alternative podcasts.Become a Sideshow member: distortedview.comPatreon (voicemail priority line): patreon.com/distortedviewSponsor an episode: [email protected]: 206-666-4463Spread the distortion. STD.🎧 Main Segments📰 Distorted News☎️ Voicemails🔗 Support the Show
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