There’s No Sugar in My Tank, But There’s Cum in This Tree

🗓 Today on the Show:🎖 Meade Skelton: Dreams of fatherhood, fantasies of Trump paternity, and confusing “sugar daddy” with being gay.📉 His livestream has dwindled to one sad viewer, but don’t worry—he’s still fighting the liberal war on styrofoam.🐶 A man gets into a shouting match with a dog… and loses.📞 A Florida senior calls 911 over 16,000 times. Turns out he just really hates his neighbors and possibly minorities.🤖 AI vs. the Elderly: Can ChatGPT save the near-dead from scams and loneliness? We put it to the test.🪵 Tree sex, cicadas, and a light-being titty rapper named Rebel.🎢 King's Island gets overrun by bugs as screaming children try to enjoy roller coasters through a cicada apocalypse.🎶 Plus: a Trump rally country-western ballad and some unhinged voicemails, including a tale of full-on dendrophilia.📢 Support the ShowGet Sideshow-exclusive episodes, full-length bonus shows, and more:🛒 Join the freak family → https://www.distortedview.com🍏 On Apple Podcasts or Spotify? Sign up right in the app for exclusive content!💸 Patreon love: patreon.com/distortedview📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463💌 Email: [email protected]🐦 Twitter/Instagram: @distortedview📘 Facebook: facebook.com/distortedviewshow