They Called Me Mad by J Pal

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/2/audible/189598 to listen full audiobooks. Title: They Called Me Mad Series: MAD, Book 1 Author: J Pal Narrator: Gary Furlong Format: mp3 Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins Release date: 05-12-21 Ratings: 4.5 out of 5 stars, 281 ratings Genres: Humorous Publisher's Summary: I was in my garage when the space elves addressed the whole world. They didn't call themselves space elves, of course. Most humans struggled to pronounce Khjurhnalva, so we opted for the easier version. They had a message for us: Forces that had eradicated their species' males were now heading for Earth. Hungry for our resources, the alien hordes annihilate everything that stands in their way. The space elves offered us access to the System and asked for very little in return. After all, cooperation was vital to the survival of both our species.