They Did A Three-Team Trade Without Me

The Giants are in first place. The Bucs are 0-4 and sixteenth of sixteen in the NFC. Charley's rookie quarterback threw for 29 air yards in a full game, so he's wearing a Mike Evans jersey and scouting college prospects now. Sean survived another week of guillotine despite losing Ja'Marr Chase in the first quarter, which is somehow worse than dying. Then the real misery: two of Charley's oldest friends pulled off the league's first-ever three-team trade — the thing he's been chasing for twenty years — and did it without him. Sean has the texts explaining why. Also: the Puka Nacua–Derrick Henry theory, the Power Ranger shoulder test, the worst trade Charley ever made (accepted at a margarita bar outside a playground), and a pitch to route every trade text through an AI before you hit send. DadZone: Kat asks follow-up questions about the fantasy team. Sean has too many toys.