They Killed Chris's Dog - Chris's Dog was Euthanized for the Wrong Reason.. | Ep 205

An emergency vet called it a rattlesnake bite. Hours later, a neighbor’s footage told a different story—and we’d already said goodbye. In Ep 205 we unpack the timeline, the bill, and what comes next, then reset with lighter chaos: tabletop antics, a scary PVD eye episode + “Hell’s Itch,” a self-driving ride, Dig of the Week, and rapid-fire jokes. Thanks for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!01:07 - The “episode we can’t release (yet)” 02:02 - Inside jokes & catchphrase shirt ideas04:26 - Personal news lightning round05:17 - Tabletop sewer-rat fiasco story13:30 - Should we animate these adventures?14:20 - Emergency: Chris’s dog is in trouble15:21 - ER says “rattlesnake” + hard choices16:59 - Neighbor video reveals what really happened18:13 - Misdiagnosis? Grief, anger, and next steps21:29 - Organ donor conspiracy segment27:00 - Eye scare (PVD) + “Hell’s Itch” from a sunburn36:13 - First ride in a self-driving EV42:10 - Viral headlines & hoaxes (celebrity rumors)46:06 - “Where’s the list?” & other frustrations48:03 - Plastic-to-fuel inventor & other rabbit holes52:08 - Dig of the Week: The Unkillable Soldier57:08 - Rapid-fire jokes & punchlines1:02:43 - Sign-off: thanks, crowd!Want the worst advice imaginable from the 5 of us? Leave us a voicemail with your issue, and we may share it on one of the next podcasts! We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #Misdiagnosis #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041