This Is Going to Ruin the Tour

Grass season is well underway -- almost over, actually -- and we’ve got British players coming out of hibernation, a tennis power couple winning again, the new ATP #1 switching surfaces with ease, and basically all the top WTA grass contenders out with injury or illness in Berlin. Elsewhere, Carlos is unhappy with the ATP’s latest rule experiment and a commentator is unhappy with a problem he just made up. We also cover Tsitsipas’ bizarre tradwife posting and the Olympic qualifications; and finally, it wouldn’t be a Slam without wild card drama. 1:55 Grass titlists: Draper, tennis’ actual power couple, and another birthday humiliation 7:10 FOMO in Berlin until all those retirements … 12:30 Castle’s totally unprovoked rant on pronunciation 14:10 Why are you messing with the shot clock rules during an actual tournament? 17:40 Unfortunately yes, we’re still talking about wild cards  22:20 A bunch of Americans say thank you, next to Olympics  29:25 Andy Murray not out yet  34:00 Tsitsipas shares weird tradwife fantasy 41:45 Thoughts on the Federer documentary